• Florida man accused of throwing pancake batter at woman faces battery charge
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https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40148692/florida-man-accused-of-throwing-pancake-batter-faces-battery-charge BROOKSVILLE, Fla. (AP) - A 45-year-old Florida man is accused of throwing a bowl of pancake batter at a woman who was making dinner. An arrest report says Dwayne Zimmerman was drunk on Friday night when he went onto the porch of a home where the woman was making pancakes. The woman told Hernando County Sheriff's deputies that Zimmerman insulted her and then threw a cooking pan before picking up the bowl of batter and tossing that at her. The bowl missed the woman but was thrown with enough force to break it. Deputies said the woman had pancake batter in her hair and on her clothes. Zimmerman was arrested on a felony battery charge. He remained jailed Monday.
Batter-y charge indeed!
It's good that he was stopped before he could batter others.
[batter joke]
Batter bing, batter boom!
its funny cause he threw pancake batter at her and hes being charged with battery and batter is a word in battery because battery without the y is batter
hey batter batter
batter up
Reminds me of the time i worked at domino's and this dude walked in and threw a freshly baked pizza hot out of the oven at her face.
good way to fuck up someones face i mean dominos pizza is terrible who even likes that shit
When she was making dessert, he tried to throw another bowl but in fact just ended up in custardy.
Haha yeah. Seriously though, a moment of silence for the pancakes that were lost.
you take that back boy
A felony? C'mon...the guys still in a cell.
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