Cincinnati doctor office suing for penis-shaped gag gifts, wants to know sender - Sensationalist Headlines

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2019/03/26/trihealth-sues-over-gag-gift-sent-doctors-office-wants-know-who-sent/3275009002/ TriHealth is suing a company known for sexually explicit gag-gifts after receiving one of their products anonymously. TriHealth claims the website “Dicks By Mail” intentionally or through negligence caused emotional distress to its employees.

Sounds like somebody needs another bag of dicks

Gag on a bag, you scrag

Doctors office started by human anatomy... At least they're doing a PSA not to go there anymore. Also, this is great: “Nothing about the package warned it was a spring-loaded d--- bomb,” the lawsuit states.

lol gl finding the guy now

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/225943/573f96cd-974a-48d2-b1d3-cda1f6bf37a5/Screenshot_2019-03-26 Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks.png

I mean. If someone has a history of sex abuse or similar situations. I can see this freaking out someone.

Fun fact: This website uses my dick simulation video as advertisement (with my permission)

Judging by the article's summary of the lawsuit, I would wager 1,000 shekels that is not the case.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/132374/a5d5f481-dd74-4611-9dd4-e91d2577a5d3/Screenshot_20190326-113826_Chrome.jpg 😏

Don't charge exorbitant prices and maybe you won't get sent a tube of dick confetti. the whole situation is a joke. Being "terrified" as some penis confetti lands on you is exactly what soccer players do when you breath on them and they roll on the ground with a broken skull. Stop acting hurt and terrified for the cameras just for the sake of the lawsuit. What a frivolous bunch of nonsense. Lawyers and the medical system, the two scummiest conglomerations in America teaming up here, what can go wrong.

Sent to Garry?

reading it as: "We are deeply offended and we are now out for blood"

“Nothing about the package warned it was a spring-loaded d--- bomb,” the lawsuit states. Top ten quotes I never thought would come from a legal document

Lol, naw, to a friend of mine. Couldn't resist.

Does anyone know which Trihealth it is? Wondering for completely unrelated reasons.

What a fantastic advertisement

"Spring loaded dick bomb" I love it

I'd have to guess it'd be the one in Cincinnati, judging by the post title.

There's 2 in Cincinnati, should have been more specific.

I don't think it's acceptable to send someone a confetti bomb through the mail. You have no idea what circumstances that package will be opened under. "It's just confetti" is not justification.

Then buy two bags of dicks and send one to each building, cover your bases. Problemo solved-o.

https://youtu.be/jgLzrTPkdgI quality

Can I mail you a bag of dicks

Asking for permission kind of ruins the joke don't you think

I don't know, maybe a bag of vaginas is more of your thing Last thing I want is for you to reject them

I get the sense that you scripted out how you wanted this conversation to go in your head before you first posted

You can mail me some dick. I mean dicks. Wait probably not a good idea actually, I live with my Dad.

What a dickbag

I think I'd be more pissed about having to clean up confetti over the shape of it really. That stuff sticks to floors like crazy. The smaller it is, the worst too.