This is a robbery, give me your coins or I'll shoot this fucking dog I swear to
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I'll fucking do it so help me God give me your coins or the dog is a dead ass motherfucker
PLEASE DON'T SHOOT HIM!
shoot me instead.
Give me more coins or you don't get the bullet
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Now Garry #3, that's your name right? You don't have to do this. Think about your family, they love you and miss you. This is only gonna end one way. Just put down the gun and talk to us, let's find a solution here
In that case I would prefer to not get the bullet rather than give you coins.
That doesn't work for you fucker know what
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I'll shoot myself okay? Give me your coins or I'll blow my own brains out all over this HTML page
Garry #3 think about your post count. You wanna make it to 3000 posts right? Maybe settle down one day and become a mod? You pull that trigger and your posts are gonna grow up without a poster, no one wants that, okay?
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I rescued the dog while he was busy threatening maverick and himself. Do your thing officers.
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GARRY #3 DROP THE GUN. DROP THE GUN NOW, DO IT
Not if I shoot him first
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The security on this forum is fucking awful this is like the 3rd coin robbery I hate this
I will pay you to shoot it
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Looking for this?
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While you weren't looking, I swapped out the real gun for a fake!
Meanwhile, 3 blocks away:
Garry #3! We have you surrounded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHC3uvzcfV0
Sorry dog, expanding my profile picture by one pixel every month is more important.
No wonder Garry wants to shut us down...
This wouldn't have happened if everybody had guns
What is this, a Polidicks thread?
Suspect is showing extremely aggressive behaviour, deploying a taser to pacify this criminal
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You won't get me alive, FILTHY COPPER!
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Mmhmm, think again fucker
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Fire at will, officers
We're trying to crack the target's code, but it is just indecipherable. He's got some kind of advanced encryption.
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How about you give me YOUR coins. Bet you weren't expecting that ya fuck.
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My fellow Americans, as your president it is my duty to inform you that an unprecedented crime wave has been spreading across our forums. Our police forces are underfunded and do not have the manpower to deal with this crisis. It is every American's duty to pay a coin tax on this post this April to ensure that we have the resources to stop these criminals from destroying the dogs of this great nation. Thank you, and god bless America.
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Okay, who here is a dog? See, they love me. Press, do you see that? They love me. I have the best solution to this problem. I will set my best guys on it. I have the best people, I really do. Obama couldn't do it, so now I have to do it. Obama was a terrible president, he'll go down in history as the worst president. Total disaster. If I were president instead of Obama, the dog wouldn't be in this situation. He said I would never become president. Disaster. We will defend our dogs, we can always count on the military under my presidency. Thank you for your service and devotion to America. Thank you.
Ha ha jokes on you I don't have any coins!
(I give them out as I get them... they're so useless...)
I'm not holding any dogs hostage but can i have some coins too?
two can play at this game, motherfucker
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