• Bad Robot reveals teaser image of its Half-Life film
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https://i.imgur.com/yAu1GZG.png https://www.hollywoodlife.com/news/2019/bad-robot-valve-half-life-teaser JJ Abrams's film studio Bad Robot has released a teaser image of its anticipated Half-Life film, the first public image of the film since it was announced in 2015. The title is still unknown, and casting knowledge is minimal. Ryan Gosling has been rumored to play lead character Dr. Gordon Freeman. Half-Life, the acclaimed 1998 first person shooter became one of the most famous first-person-shooter video games for its innovative storytelling mechanics. The title was the debut for developer and owner of PC distribution platform Steam, Valve Corporation. Valve followed up with a sequel in 2004, and a failed series of episodic sequels ending in 2007. Half-Life has been infamous for it's cliffhanger ending which has been left unresolved for over 11 years. The title will feature a short retelling of the sequel Half-Life 2 and the episodes, before continuing on its own original story penned by Abrams.
Don't hurt me so
Maybe these films can make Valve grow a fucking left nut and get to work on Half Life again.
Huh, that's not actually a bad pick for a quite, emotionless scientist protagonist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLmD2kFDm0
all jokes aside it's a good model of D0G https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGTNroHl3VY
Say what you will but at the very least this post is accurate to how the characters appear and background scenery, therefore making it better than just about every video game film ever made.
I'm going to kick you in the neck I can't believe I fell for it.
Nice April fool's joke
should I feel guilty that I let out a sigh of relief when I realized this wasn't actually happening? at this point it's been too long and I have no more faith, I don't want to see new half life anything, I want it to be forgotten until every few years when I trawl through my library and decide to fire up a classic
I did because I would honestly hate for them to skip the first game as a movie. That'd be fuckin awful.
I know I'm fucked up because I played the games out of order so it wouldn't bother me at all tbh that and I accidentally watched the matrix trilogy in reverse order
you bastard i fell for it
gorgeous
Boy the Freeman in that screenshot sure looks Gorgeous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p7Mz-a5XCw Fans will make HL3 and it's movies.
Morgan Freeman as Gordon Freeman or bust.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/57869/84139ec5-647b-413c-a052-d1f6c4e30b34/image.png
Son of a....
RYAN GOSLING? HAHA SERIOUSLY?? I had envisioned a Drive-like Half-Life-film with no one else but Ryan Gosling in it. With little to no spoken words except some quiet mumbling (since it's hard to have a 100% mute main character in a film so exceptions can be made) PLUS Gordon's/Ryan's trusty, lovable side-kick: THE HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS SUIT telling our main man how MAJOR FRACTURES ARE DETECTED and MORPHINE ADMINISTERED If done right, I can see myself liking this to no end.
Dude...
An easy way to make Freeman mute without actually making him unable to speak is to put the helmet on and breaking the suit's communication gear.
Is this an original joke? Because hats off if it is.
Not fair, it was the 2nd of April here when you posted it.
I mean i realized it was an April Fool's joke. But i remember awhile back J.J Abrams was actually discussing with Gabe Newell and Valve in making movies on Valve's IPs. Which is why i thought it was serious. J.J. Abrams and Gabe Newell in talks, tease Bad Robot game and '..
I'd stay away from any main characters, that's the biggest mistake all these game movies make. There's limitless potential for untold stories in the Half-Life universe, don't go screwing things up by rewriting characters and scenes that have already happened.
i just noticed this thread like a couple minutes ago and for a brief, beautiful moment, actually fell for it go directly 2 prison, do not pass go, do not collect 200 funny ratings
FUCK I SAW IT JUST NOW TO, IM MAD
Didn't the Purchase Brothers only make two parts before falling off the face of the earth?
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