The Brexit Party is against the political elite, that is why Jacob Ress-Mogg's sister is one of their candidates!...
UKIP2: British Empire Strikes Back.
Stole this for the OP, the hilarity begins.
Press questions, three questions in, the microphone has only worked on one of them, which for those playing along at home was about his party splitting the vote with UKIP where he stuck the knife in on their current direction. So any chance in them not standing in seats against each other and splitting their vote seems off the table.
So he wants the UK to leave the EU, but he also wants to be a representative of the UK in the EU?
He is an MEP.
He never turns up though, and when he does its leads to things like this:
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UKIP 2 for Brexit 2, the UK leaving the Commonwealth.
Brexit 3 is the UK leaving the United Kingdom
Brexit 5 is the UK leaving the planet
Brexit 6 is the UK leaving our physical forms to become beings of pure energy
UKEEP 2: i told u to get out of my country u gREAST idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY
In the ranks of the BP, they probably call that 'getting caught being racist' rather than just 'being a racist fuck'.
"Fighting Back" - Note how the far right frames all its actions as reactions to an imagined threat. In this light, things take on a different character. You're not persecuting migrants, you're defending against a border crisis. You're not invading the middle easy, you're defending us against terrorists. You're not reconstituting a 1930s-era fascist doctrine, you're throwing off the yoke of the punitive European Union.
The only thing you need then is a collection of media outlets willing to supply easy scapegoats. They don't even need to be formally affiliated with you; they only need to be clever enough to decode their marching orders from your public comments, and have a mutual interest in the outcome.
Otherwise, the far right's actions would be seen for what they are: unprovoked aggression.
Its a weird angle i've noticed a lot of far right fuckwits taking. A perception that we're being "humiliated" is common as well.
side note can we get a farexit please? This frog faced fuckwit has done a stupid amount of damage to UK politics in the past few years and I wish he'd just fuck off and hide while we fix the mess he caused.
We are being humiliated; by Brexit.
"End the national humiliation and leave the EU now!"
"The gang cause a national humiliation"
EU elections use proportional representation so that doesn't work
If there ever was someone who was incredibly incompetent and outright dangerous to the nation they're in it would be Nigel Farage. I know it may sound extremely facist to say but the man should,
without a doubt, be barred from any official position where he has the ability to control or influence the events of a nation happening. It would be for the good of anyone other than him.
Brexit 6: Heaven's Gate but with tea instead of applesauce or kool-aid (still plenty of phenobarbital though, and washed down with gin rather than vodka). . .also instead of an alien UFO they're hitching a ride on a ship from Her Majesty's Astral Navy, transported here from the future after being sucked through a wormhole.
You know, people like this guy have made me re-evaluate my euro skepticism. I wanted the union to have to be really fucking careful about infringing on the democratic rights and autonomy of their member-states, because we could just ditch them and do fine on our own. But this fucker and people like him have basically handed the Eu a perfect narrative. And every member state will now be thinking that even if they have disagreements with EU-policy they dont want to risk a brexit-esque shitshow. So this moron has basically solidified the political position of all those people he railed so vehemently against. And if that isn't proof that he's an incompetent wad of blubber in human form, i don't know what is.
Load him in a rocket like Sydney Cooke and blast him into space to be aboard a one-man prison vessel for all eternity.
There's your Brexit you fucker.
UKIP2: Electric Boogaloo
How the shit is this twonk representing anything politically within the UK, let alone the EU? I swear the UK just gets the worst people possible to represent us to the world
What's Brexit 4?
No-one has a clear idea what Brexit is for, that's half of why we're in this mess.
Damn, was hoping it was really called UKIP2
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