Minecraft Movie coming March 4th, 2022 - Sensationalist Headlines

Minecraft movie to debut on March 4, 2022 Mojang has announced that a movie based on Minecraft will premiere on March 4, 2022. Warner Bros. will be involved, and Peter Sollett has been confirmed as director. Mojang says that the film follows “the story of a teenage girl and her unlikely group of adventurers. After the malevolent Ender Dragon sets out on a path of destruction, they must save their beautiful, blocky Overworld.”

as long as C418 is doing the soundtrack we should be good

"Based on the hit video game FROM SPACE"

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Better use this sound in the film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4vQ6ZQGdnE

Some emotional scene where a character dies, then that happens. Movie of the fuckin' year if it did that, imo.

There had better be at least 50 uses of "nigger" in this movie otherwise it's not faithful to the source material.

Just in time for Hytale to have hijacked a good portion of Minecraft's fanbase.

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Hell yeah, this is totally not going to be a dumpster fire

All things considered the Adventure Time Minecraft episode will be more accurate than any film.

Made by Notch!

Did they not learn from that dumpster fire that was the TellTale game?

I have yet to see a good story told in the Minecraft "universe". Literally all of is written like fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction.

https://youtu.be/GULywqsYRNQ?t=121

As strange of an idea as Story Mode was it was far from a dumpster fire commercially. It got decent reviews (~70+ /on Metacritic), it was generally liked by kids (which was after all its target audience). It likely more than well enough made back its budgets worth. From an investors perspective, Minecraft is still a goldmine.

No it was created by Hatsune Miku.

I feel like the antagonist should be a duo of some kid with diamond armor that has skipped school for the 8th week in a row and he's unstoppable cause he's got so much gear, and some griefer just floating around deleting giant chunks of shit from the world. they could even have a side antagonist where some guy in the chat is just shit-talking the entire movie and one of the characters won't stop arguing with him when the guy on the other end is just blatantly trying to fuck with people

For nuance there should be a heated discussion of which dictator was justified in his atrocities the most.

it's made by the creator of the show this gif is from lol

A tear jerking scene of a female character dying in the arms of someone, delivering an Oscar worthy performance, to be remembered throughout the history of Hollywood and to be preserved in a capsule, shot into space, before the Earth blows up, nobody knows how this was even possible because its a fucking movie about Minecraft, and this would for sure rise the actress that VA'd the character to the highest echelon of the business. Helen Mirren, Anthony Hopkins, Morgan Freeman and everyone else that would be payed billions for 10 seconds caught on a tape would be brought down to their knees... And the dying breath is that minecraft dying sound effect. On a female character no less. I think people wouldn't even understand how much of an "endless trash" effect that would have. They'd just be confused and not understand what the hell that was, until being explained and right after torching the Oscars to cinders in a fit of absolute blind rage.

Well, if it's like the LEGO movie.. They said that LEGO would not be adaptable aswell. But then it would bring legitimacy to the whole "Minecraft look like LEGO" thing since the release of that game...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXN5hQjNVOw

this shit was doomed as soon as Rob Mcelhenney was gone they're also gonna be 3 years after a playmobil movie

If the Minecraft movie was about a Lone miner in the middle of a world, void of other people, it could be pretty entertaining. Like a "Cast Away" situation. Its kinda weird cause the original game sorta had that vibe. This very melancholy and somber world.

It ends with a giant Notch misgendering the protagonist and getting arrested cause he didn't have a license for that.

Nah it would be him saying the Ender Dragon was the Spawn of Hillary. Wanting to Corrupt the world to stop the powers of Qanon. I find it funny when you guys try to make these "Misgendering" jokes, you try to use it in a way where that's now how it even fucking works.

GOTTEM LMAO btw did you know black people have a lower average IQ? i just thought that was interesting also pizzagate is real and autists cant be brainwashed because they are physically incapable of understanding social rules WWG1WGA

I can't wait to see how they try to fit Minecraft, of all things, into the trend of making movies look "realistic".

Woo! Direct2DVD.