• PRO NUKEM 3D - L.A. MELTDOWN (Civvie 11)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJ1f20R10I
That randy pitchford rant was great
To think there was a time when I looked up to Randy and Gearbox. Mighty have fallen indeed.
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE
How the fuck did we get from Blue Shift/Opposing Force and the PC port of Halo to Aliens: Colonial Marines? Oh wait, it was arrogance and ego.
I remember my mother playing the first Duke Nukem.
You forget that even before that there was the shit PC port of a bond game.
I think the worst part is that that we won't be seeing unfinished builds of Duke Forever, or (more) unfinished builds of Duke 3d. Shadow Warrior? Yeah, Devolver was able to petition 3D Realms to dump all they had - even one that didn't work without a security dongle that they told people to just see if they could reverse engineer. Pitchford shot down the idea of releasing Duke3d/Duke4 betas though. In his word, they can only be re-released if sold due to publisher hot potatoe. There was a time when I would have believed this, nowadays I'm not so sure. Fuck you for sitting on history, Randy. The betas belong in a museum. Or on more curious peoples harddrives.
The shit PC port that took a rather interesting console Bond game, probably one of the best even, and somehow mangled it onto the GoldSrc engine into a nigh-unrecognizable and genuinely inferior state that didn't even remotely play like its console counterpart besides being an FPS. Gearbox is lucky Borderlands is the big money maker that it is, because without it they would've rotted off years ago.
I legitimately believe that they shouldn't succeed with 3. I know that 2 is loved but I feel a lot of people like to sweep under the rug that to get Borderlands 2; two smaller teams were fucking bankrupted and an entirely different game had its development funds stolen for Borderlands 2. Borderlands is the definition of 'there is no ethical consumption under capitalism'.
I think a lot of people forget that Halo's PC port was actually pretty poor and technically inferior to the xbox version unless you download a bunch of fan patches (which aren't as simple as clicking an exe.) Though CE was a good decision on their part.
that tirade was absolutely beautiful.
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