What, you're telling me that guy wasn't the pinnacle of personal health?
Imagine this being the legacy you leave behind.
If it was my legacy, I would have flushed twice just to be sure.
That wasn't the first time he had done that, either, on a flight. Why he wasn't just banned from flying is beyond me. Some people are just unfit to fly and he's one of them
Flight attends everywhere reported to be relieved.
AND STAY DEAD
Besides refusing to cover up his genitals and insisting on leaving the toilet door open while he defecated, the man also asked for help to wipe his behind after he was done, claiming that he had hurt his hand.
The chief attendant reportedly donned three latex gloves for the dastardly task. But she was left traumatised when the man started letting out moans, saying, "deeper, deeper, deeper"
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Your average American.
This man is a hero of the American people, and the image of what the American dream looks like,
Sad to see but everyone here is obviously too stupid to appreciate a real badass, not too dissimilar to another great man, President Donnie Dumps, MAGA!
That man never wipes his own ass, infact he's never wiped his own ass in his whole life, and neither have me. How many of you here can say you've accomplished the same? NONE OF YOU, that's why you're all beneath me.
If you wipe your own ass, you're gay. Everybody knows that.
Jesus fucking christ.
If you can't wipe your own ass, you're too far gone
Yeah. I can't believe the McDonalds in Europe doesn't have the guy with the towel in the bathroom that wipes your ass with the moist towelettes.
Absolute savages across the sea.
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