Just laying out on a beach towel one day, "... goddamn palm trees... goddamn breeze... goddamn clear water... goddamn picturesque scenery..."
I'd kill to live in a place like that though
Now I'm imagining L4D's Francis doing this and it doesn't make it any less funny.
I think he was tired if having to scrape up enough money to live there. Having no funds in a ritzy vacation spot really puts a strain on your well being.
I would assume he could not use his bank because the feds would be monitoring it.
Quick someone make this with SFM.
I live in a city where we have "perfect" sunny weather 260 days a year and honestly it starts to get on your nerves after a while, especially during summer. You just wish the weather would be different for once.
I mean, there's no detail of his crimes, so maybe he actually did that, in a roundabout way?
I'd honestly prefer Spring/Summer over Fall/Winter any time.
Sure as hell beats hearing tornado sirens because some cold air pushed its way in and created about 15 different super cells out in the plains. Or enjoying a near month and a half of cold,windy, and rainy weather and the only time you see the sun or the sky is when you drive out of state.
So where do you guys book your holidays, Alaska?
Anywhere where you're not going to be cloaked in a fine layer of you're own sweat every time you try to move. Or where you're not going to get instant sunburn (plus potential skin cancer) because you went outside in a place where white people aren't even supposed to live.
I don't know, most of our rainfall hits us in summer which creates a tonne of humidity so you end up laying in bed at night with no sheets or clothes on under a fan still sweating your balls off in the never-ending summer sauna.
I live in the South so I know the feeling like death simply because it's 90 degrees but the humidity is nearing 100%. We instead of cyclones get tons and tons and tons of powerful thunderstorms.
A true strayan.
Hmm, you know what would be a good choice of scenery?
Working in a noisy smelly factory! I'd kill for that...
My alergies say fuck the hell no. I hate Spring. So much. Spring and winter suck. I can tolerate Summer. Fall is just... Perfect. But it lasts for 2 weeks. Yayyy.
Yep.. going on 7 months of winter in Wisconsin. Thinking about robbing a bank and retiring to Canary Islands, too. Wonder if his vacation spot is available now.
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