literally the "I'm too dumb to be punished" defense
oh my god
Just when I thought he couldn't be any more of a fucking dumbass. Put him away.
I can't believe what a colossal piece of shit this guy is, in literally every aspect.
Wouldn't you still show up and tell the court that so you could get a continuance?
Granted his lawyer could have read the documents in verbatim or he could have hired someone to do it.
I mean he can't do simple math to work out how old someone is so...
What won't this man pull out of his ass to deflect his own responsibility for his actions.
"i can't read i though the ID Card said 19 not 12..."
A simple solution to this would be for a court-appointed assistant (or perhaps for him to pay for his own? he's sure as shit got the money for it) to read documentation to him. Seems like a pitiful excuse for weaseling out of his case.
