Man attacks coworker for spoiling 'Avengers: Endgame,' police say - Sensationalist Headlines

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They are inevitable.

You know, as much as I HATE super hero movies because they're so over done, look identical with the flat colorless image, and are mostly CGI with live action spliced in, End Game is the conclusion to something that's been going for over 10 years. I honestly can't really blame someone who's been invested in something for over 10 years attacking someone who knows this and decides to spoil the end of it for them

your opinion is bad

The only (and fairly inconsequential) spoiler I've seen was me going out of my way to decode a rot13'd tweet about the film that had a spoiler warning attached. I'm not even planning to see the movie, but somehow I'm dodging them without even trying

Imagine trying to justify assaulting someone over movie spoilers.

You know, normal people usually don't use spoilers as a reason to assault someone, they just usually do.

imagine being such a simple minded moron that you assault someone over a movie being spoiled

Especially Superhero Movie #4950674.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how pretentious this post is?

You don't deserve it. It is a very "play stupid games win stupid prizes" kind of deal though.

Snitches get stitches.

There's nothing pretentious about having a dismissive outlook about a movie that A: doesnt really interest me to begin with, B: is one of so many that at this point they might as well be a tv series rather than a movie series, and C: ranks pretty damn low on the order of importance of life in general. I dont go around spoiling them but I'm not gonna sit here and fap myself raw over them either. To me, Avengers: Endgame is just Generic Hollywood Superhero Movie #475959. I'm not a fan of movies, I'm not a fan of superheroes, and I'm definitely not a fan of superhero movies.

When you imply that your personal interests are what determines the "generic-ness" of a movie, it comes off as pretentious, because you have unintentionally set yourself up as the judge of whether or not a movie is "generic", a word which in itself has various implications about objective quality, depending on who you ask.

There isn't a single story that hasn't been told before. Everything is cliche. Let's just move on and enjoy the things we all individually enjoy

I think Disney superhero movies have generic story beats but I don’t think a lot of the inbetween movies tend to have super original or well done plots or ideas. But Infinity War was certainly a unique villain, at least for big budget action cinema. Guardians and Ragnarok were a fresh take on the super hero genre, and Winter Soldier and Civil War has great character development.

I used to live a few minutes away from that store. I'm honestly not surprised in the slightest a story like this would come from hometown, of all places...

should have snapped him out of existence

Normally I'm all about violence but it's a fucking movie man like come on

Don't use violence, just shame them for being an asshole.

Hulk chucks a dab

Spoiling a movie is essentially just something that's very, very rude. Saying that it's okay to resort to violence for spoiling a movie is like saying it's okay to resort to violence when someone calls you names. In both cases, I'd say it's just a lack of composure.

avengers is for fucking nerds anyways, movie sucks, super heros suck, like come on guys what are we 12? superheros are for fucking children

where do you think you are

It's at least the second time this has happened https://mirrorbot.ga/media/bhzw09.mp4

I mean I don’t give a shit about marvel movies, and I have no interest in watching Endgame, but this is on the level of “lol video games are for kids”. If you wanna share opinions like that, perhaps get off the video game forum and go to the local retirement home instead.

wow you're so cool can I have an autograph

If you care this much about some for-profit corporate product you have genuine emotional issues and should have serious counseling. yeah MCU films are all good fun. It's been going on for a long time. However they aren't worth attacking someone over. At the end of this day these are all stories told by some corporate cockheads for profit. Who fucking cares. Other films less so than others, but the entire film industry in general is literally just marketing garbage.

literally cannot enjoy anything if someone's making money off of it am i right ha ha

I enjoy the films a lot, and I rent them on Amazon, and I'm happy to pay for it But the incredibly deep emotional connection people have to something like this astounds me. If you're literally fighting people over a film, you don't have a healthy attachment to it.