Hopefully he's Maximum Delta Psi rank and will be able to defeat the virus using his brain by courting Xenu's ghost.
In case like me you were wondering if they are anti-vax:
Scientology has never made any public pronouncements discouraging members from vaccinations, but the organization's aggressive opposition to other forms of Western medicine, specifically psychiatry, is well-documented.
Maybe this'll put enough investigators on the boat to encounter sea org members who most definitely are not there under their own free will. I don't know anything specific about the Freewinds right now, but I'm just gonna assume based on a damning track record.
And maybe this might inspire some cult victims to get out, because who knew that auditing doesn't remove the measles virus from your body, and if it can't do that then maybe it can't let you go and clean up the 43-trillion-year-old implanted thought of "to be a vampire" that aliens named Helatrobans put there. And if you think I'm joking oh lordy welcome to Scientology, baby
Every time I hear a headline like this I wonder if I've somehow time travelled. Plague ships???
Burial at sea.
History repeats itself.
Just sink it and drown the vile disease.
Stop the measles too
Another South Park episode just wrote itself
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