So, I've just gotten my own place, and I recently finished setting my internet up. I decided to get my own modem and router, and as I was setting it up, I noticed one of my neighbor's Wi-Fi names was this:
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/208523/40a1df95-55f5-4ca9-9713-95db928820c6/It-Hurts-When-IP.png
I got a chuckle out of it, so I figured instead of using something simple I'd try to make a name that's some sort of pun or something. However, I'm creatively bankrupt.
If you've got any funny Wi-Fi names, please share them. If someone has a really good one that I want to steal use, I'll give them 50 coins. Preferably nothing you can find by typing "funny Wi-Fi names" into a search engine, and preferably nothing that would upset my Condo Association like swear words or overtly sexual stuff.
He missed the "It Hertz when IP" by a bit.
I usually rock ""Free WiFi" on my phone's tether, and I've also vseen shit like "Not FBI's party van" and whatnot
My network is named The Lan of Milk and Honey
Apparently mine doesn't care about that kind of thing.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/235717/9db4d027-2cb5-420c-9bc3-a6167095c544/Image1.jpg
FBI Security Van #2
ISIS Secret Hideout
Router till she hertz
Nuclear Football (password is Trumpisthebest)
My mobile hotspot is 'Butterballs'
https://i.imgur.com/2BZJQrN.png
'Haunted WIFI' names can be amusing too, best to do it with a phone hotspot too
"The murderer is near you"
For about ten years now, I've been getting a signal from a WI-FI called the far moon of Endor
I think I thought of something good:
"Lan-li-lu-le-lo"
Not sure if I'll use it but it's kind of a good pun and it's an MGS reference. Of ocurse obunty's still open if someone finds something better, as I can always change it.
"Fuck Off, Get Your Own"
also Carrotnet
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/58181/67b06c17-b517-4881-a5d0-b1a10e9f966b/image.png
"Tell my Wi-Fi love her"
For a while mine was "FBI Surveillance Van 13". Then I started noticing people's SSIDs being stuff like "CIA Surveillance Vehicle 24" and "DEA Surveillance Van 72"
"Shout TITS for password"
replace with whatever word you want
My 2.4GHz network is just named "no"
I always call mine the Jim Jones Koolaid Party
Pretty fly for a Wifi
Our two guest networks (it's complicated) are named "Come on and WAN" and "Welcome to the LAN" respectively.
Our 5GHz is also the ye olde Bill Wi the Science Fi.
https://reel.geel.tf/xujjpqsg2x60hjecvlw8.png
I should probably change it. It's time.
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This should keep the Chinese from hacking you.
We have 3 networks. One for guests, one normal, and one 5G network.
They are called.
French Fries €1,75
Cheeseburger €2,25
Hot Dog €2,50
They used to have emojis as well, however that broke our network printer so I had to remove them. A sad day.
32 character limit on SSIDs unfortunately. Could just do Dalai Lanma Tianlanmen Square
Imagine posting spoilers via wifi ssid's .
I have 2 AP's at home, each giving out 2.4 and 5.0 wifi's.
I could post spoilers easily.
American Airlines in-flight WiFi
Router? I hardly know her!
"IP into your LAN"
"Password is 123456"
"the only hot mom in this area"
"local communist fan club" secured wifi
"why 5"
"lo fi hip hop radio 24/7"
"Google Fiber test location #154"
"will you marry me"
"If you're a furry yiff me @ 8-1 block A"
I'm tempted to try this and see if I can get people to annoy my neighbour in fursuits
I've used the Normandy.
The Metro
House of the sleeping gamer
Currently using The Salt Machine.
