• North Korea launches its own whisky
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https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-48424111?ns_source=facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews&fbclid=IwAR1q3-zMnz56jIYXtKrR7QpdyNFIWzPQolYWQS2Sb7zMutZKVPr9-WHAhgw
I want to try it.
Alternative Headline - 'North Korea declares war on Scotland'
NK is banned from exporting like, anything to the US right? i'd def try some glorious leader's choice
I drank some and I became Kim Jong-ill
PAHAHAHAHAHAH they literally make clothes out of coal and limestone and they've only just started getting the power to make those clothes back online this is nothing more than state propaganda to make the regime seem stronger
Tastes like the tears of the oppressed and the downtrodden.
Probably contains nano-bots that track your location, so Supreme Leader has an easier time of controlling everyone.
Brewing is a whisky business.
Yeah. I wouldn't touch this shit even if I was paid.
Don't drink the whiskey. They put something in it to make you forget
*laughs in Scottish*
The source of the story is the Young Pioneer Tours tourism company, based in China, which specialises in visits to North Korea and other places that "your mother would rather you stay away from". Try anyone who isn't interested in propping up a despotic regime and their enablers with tourism money. This is barely news, it's just an advertisement.
Should clarify. I'd try it if I could avoid funding the awful regime NK is under. If this directly supports it(probably does) then I'd avoid it like the plague.
Guaranteed to taste like shitty Johnny Walker Red and Black label or your family gets sent to a gulag.
Satisfaction guaranteed or else
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/239377/35d34844-907f-4ded-a941-9cb8a67a45a0/demo.png
"Taste the Gulag" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/567349261115e0e8174ec010/t/568465c3126eab6f99d560c9/1468451313433/korean-prison-camp.jpeg
Grain fertilized with the crushed will of the masses, and human feces.
Do they make it Mezcal style, but instead of putting a moth larva in the bottle they put in a gastrointestinal worm?
My initial thought was "oh, here we go again" https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/110384/26d2df08-aca7-42df-8278-9165b5150013/image.png
Is this something I can drink to make me thinner?
hmm.. notes of human ash, overtones of fecal matter and sweat
I wonder if this'll be available to tourists. I'm actually going to DPRK in September, maybe I can try to pick some up
As to the guy making fun of North Morea for making clothes out of coal and limestone, I just spent a little while looking up Vinylon. This shit sounds awesome. Looks like it's what those tiny $80 Fjallraven backpacks are made of.
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