I know this seems silly but it would actually be really cool if we could piss ingame. Like the use for it would be to put out fires or get rid of poisoning or something. The only downside to it would be that it would slowly drain your hydration. You could also use it to distract animals from your trail if they were chasing you (bears and wolves and stuff). it would also be funny if you could pee in other peoples faces and blind them LOL. this would make the game 100x more funny and fun.
what about the women do they have to become dick girls to do this