what do you call a hotdog whose parents are cousins?
a sausage inbred
do your worst
Why didn't the crab cross the road?
Because he sidewalked
your father is a real mother fucker...
wanna hear an original joke?
Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? Well, the one I fucked did anyway.
What is the scariest thing to read in braille?
Do not touch
A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
That's a lot of information to swallow.
How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked
have you seen the new bakery in town's secret bread recipe? i didn't think so, it's on a knead to dough basis.
I know a shitter joke than I did 8 days ago:
Why do the Hiltons never buy aspirin?
Paris eat 'em all.
i was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun, and i loved it. it was my favorite joke i've ever told.
I dig.
You dig.
He dig.
She dig.
We dig.
They dig.
Its not a very beautiful poem, but it is quite deep.
Orion's belt is a waist of space.
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
What's the difference between a dead fetus and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why should you never use a dull pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
Your mom.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Punch her.
░░░░░░▄▄▄▄
░░░░░███▄█░▄██▄░░░
░░░░░▐X█X▌░░░░▀█▄░░░
░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄░░
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░ IT'S TIME TO STOP!!
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND!
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░ COPY AND PASTE THIS ON ANY WORKSHOP ITEM BEING
░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄░░ INVADED BY THE COPYPASTA INFIDELS!
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░░
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌░░VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█░░
Tudd Fudders.
me
What do you call a black man in a suit? The defendant.
nice one dad i still love you even though you left mom
Ain't my fault I caught her fucking the defendant.
to be fair i was too
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
wheres my tractor
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut.
im working on a device that will read minds, i'd love to hear your thoughts
yo mama so fat NASA marked her as a planet
is that shitty enough?
What's the difference between a black guy and a basketball?
You're not supposed to kick a basketball.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
