Well, I logged into the game yesterday after a two-three week absence because I had read about all of these changes that were made to the random avatar generator. I was hoping against hope that my avatar had gotten a makeover into something a little less... pedophiley. It didn't. As I stared dejectedly at my screen, I thought, "Those are the dead eyes, massive head, and tiny hands of a creepy circus clown that has lost his grease paint."
Then it suddenly hit me: an HV 5.56 straight to my naked, ginormous noggin.
But then it also hit me: THAT is what is missing from this game and HAS been missing since day one! The one thing that will forever silence all forum bitching. Face paint, wigs, and novelty noses.
All I want is the ability to craft a sock from cloth that I can then place over my junk so I'm not naked.
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