Fat Men Can't Run, lay off the canned foods

[pinhead123]

Hey Brothers, wouldn't it be funny, depending on what foods you eat, if you could gain weight or lose it. So you log in the game, the first thing you see is a large fat naked dude...hehe. You know right off the bat he has been eating nothing but canned food for days now, and we all know fat men can't run, at least not for very long. Being big or small could play all kinds of roles. Like--can't chop/mine as fast or can't hold as much stuff in your inventory. Growing or hunting foods could have its benefits, too. It may make you look healthier, run faster with more stamina, hold more stuff, etc. Just a Thought.

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[Ceil]

[QUOTE=pinhead123;44555341]Hey Brothers, wouldn't it be funny depending on what foods you eat you could gain weight or lose it. So you log in the game the first thing you see is a large fat naked dude, hehe, you know right off the bat he has been eating nothing but canned food for days now and we all no fat men can't run at lease not for very long. Being big or small could play all kinds of roles like can't chop/mine as fast or can't hold much stuff in your inventory. Growing or Hunting foods could have it's benefits too, maybe make you look healthier, or run faster with more stamina, hold more stuff ect. Just a Thought.

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I like how the fatter he gets the longer his penis gets. Just something weird.

[jonnymad]

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This is all I can think about when I see this image...

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[hippowombat]

[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1385880"]Double post?[/URL]

[TP_MoonStar]

The fact his head stay the same no matter how fat he gets is kinda scary LOL.

[ChickenLegGuy]

I think the penis should be smaller when fat.

[Th3Le9oman]

Penis :3

[Tubz]

I know its rough but there's no fat on the pubic region...

this gives the false impression that obese men can easily access their penis.

[Curls]

this thread is now about penis

[thelionnessa]

My new favorite thread.

[JudgeDredd]

i think when you reach a certain weight you should get a fedora and a neckbeard

[Glitched]

Wow, I was reading this topic then scrolled down and boom. A penis.....

[pinhead123]

Lets not forget the true topic Brothers. [QUOTE]Hey Brothers, wouldn't it be funny, depending on what foods you eat, if you could gain weight or lose it. So you log in the game, the first thing you see is a large fat naked dude...hehe. You know right off the bat he has been eating nothing but canned food for days now, and we all know fat men can't run, at least not for very long. Being big or small could play all kinds of roles. Like--can't chop/mine as fast or can't hold as much stuff in your inventory. Growing or hunting foods could have its benefits, too. It may make you look healthier, run faster with more stamina, hold more stuff, etc. Just a Thought.[/QUOTE]