So I played Rust till 7 in the morning last night, when I finally went to bed my girlfriend decided to start asking me questions when I was half asleep. she said I was talking out of my ass, she had no idea what I was talking about because shes never played Rust, I knew exactly what i was saying once she told me about it lol. So I asked her to repeat them to me. this is what she said she asked and I said...
GF - Can you hug me?
ME - No, you have boots
GF - what!? what boots
ME - you have boots... I cant
GF - Can you hug me now....
ME - Cant you see im busy?
GF - busy doing what?
ME - Im busy building a house
GF - what house?
ME - ..... Great now im dead
GF - Your dead?
ME - yea im dead.
GF - your not dead your right here
ME - Ok, shut up then they will hear us
GF - OK... im going to starbucks, do you want anything?
ME - NO, shut the door when you leave.
GF - No shit
lmfao
I think you may be playing a smudge too much
Never hug someone with boots on, that means that have at least had enough resources to make a revolver or a handcannon. That's a really big risk. Especially if she was just cloth bait, maybe the kevlar was around the corner. Sneaky girlfriend, raidin' and shit.
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43924079]Never hug someone with boots on, that means that have at least had enough resources to make a revolver or a handcannon. That's a really big risk. Especially if she was just cloth bait, maybe the kevlar was around the corner. Sneaky girlfriend, raidin' and shit.[/QUOTE]
lol, ikr
You should of... I got nuthin...
[QUOTE=warhoop;43924459]You should of... I got nuthin...[/QUOTE]
lol
Rust players got GF's?
Sorcery! :v:
nice fairy tale
i don't think you have a girlfriend. nice story though.
Advice from my own experience: DO NOT PLAY RUST UNTIL 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
You might talk a little bit more than only about Rust...
[QUOTE=BaSkA_;43927612]Advice from my own experience: DO NOT PLAY RUST UNTIL 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
You might talk a little bit more than only about Rust...[/QUOTE]
Lol
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[QUOTE=MrDeceptive;43927179]i don't think you have a girlfriend. nice story though.[/QUOTE]
U mad bro? Guess you never had a girl so you think anyone else having a girl is not true. Lmao, grow up guy.
The amount of times I had dreams about rust are too damn high.
Fraps video or recorded twitch stream or it didn't happen.
Sometimes I feel compelled to talk about Rust at unnecessary times. Very unnecessary times, lol.
Thats pretty cool, sad its not true.
But a nice story.
maybe he was talking to his hand
I have a wife and play rust, she actually likes me playing this game over LoL.
No sleeping talking yet, but I have had multiple dreams about rust, they piss me off more than the game does sometimes lol.
[QUOTE=TheMrVader;43962094]I have a wife and play rust, she actually likes me playing this game over LoL.
No sleeping talking yet, but I have had multiple dreams about rust, they piss me off more than the game does sometimes lol.[/QUOTE]
Lol that's funny. Why does she likes you playing Rust over league?
[QUOTE=Wyvyrias;43927155]Rust players got GF's?
Sorcery! :v:[/QUOTE]
I got a wife and kid.... the game has really strained the relationship.
Wife and Kid here as well, she hates games. Every game. Even my beloved Angry Birds!
My wife made me choose between her and the game.... damn I will miss that girl.....
I once sleepwalked and talked about PS1 Spyro the Dragon as a child. I was like 'I gotta get out and fetch all the gems. mmmh yeah, I need ALL the gems'
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as for the whole gf thing, no matter how hard I try to find something for us to play together, all she plays is The Sims 3 and dating sims in general :v:
[QUOTE=lapsus_;43969021]I once sleepwalked and talked about PS1 Spyro the Dragon as a child. I was like 'I gotta get out and fetch all the gems. mmmh yeah, I need ALL the gems'
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as for the whole gf thing, no matter how hard I try to find something for us to play together, all she plays is The Sims 3 and dating sims in general :v:[/QUOTE]
And the "dating sims" part doesn't concern you at all? Ah well...
This actually made me laugh, haha!
I'd probably get slapped if this happened with me.
[QUOTE=RzaGzaODB;43964532]Lol that's funny. Why does she likes you playing Rust over league?[/QUOTE]
Probably because there is less yelling for one, but mainly with rust I am not tied down for 30 minutes to an hour. Also she really loves minecraft, and this is similar but with better graphics. She loves to see the buildings I make and usually chimes in with ideas.
[QUOTE=TheMrVader;43970808]Probably because there is less yelling for one, but mainly with rust I am not tied down for 30 minutes to an hour. Also she really loves minecraft, and this is similar but with better graphics. She loves to see the buildings I make and usually chimes in with ideas.[/QUOTE]
Lol I can relate 100% with you, I just sold my league account because of the same stuff pretty much. too much rage involved with it and too time consuming most games last like 45 mins avg. It sounds like you got a cool girl too, unfortunately my girl doesn't play any games except Wii Party lol. good for you man! :)
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[QUOTE=GmodLUA;43970060]This actually made me laugh, haha!
I'd probably get slapped if this happened with me.[/QUOTE]
that's why I posted it, I thought it was pretty funny too when I was awake and she was telling me xD
Glad you had a good laugh too :)
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[QUOTE=lapsus_;43969021]I once sleepwalked and talked about PS1 Spyro the Dragon as a child. I was like 'I gotta get out and fetch all the gems. mmmh yeah, I need ALL the gems'
[editline]19th February 2014[/editline]
as for the whole gf thing, no matter how hard I try to find something for us to play together, all she plays is The Sims 3 and dating sims in general :v:[/QUOTE]
Ahhh Spyro, the good ol days. Now my son plays Skylanders and I trip out because I used to play Spyro when I was a kid lol. :D
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[QUOTE=Sgt.Shadz;43968523]My wife made me choose between her and the game.... damn I will miss that girl.....[/QUOTE]
Lol, poor GF xD
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[QUOTE=CN.Kane;43967507]Wife and Kid here as well, she hates games. Every game. Even my beloved Angry Birds![/QUOTE]
So our girls have the same point of view with video games lol
[QUOTE=RzaGzaODB;43972126]Lol I can relate 100% with you, I just sold my league account because of the same stuff pretty much. too much rage involved with it and too time consuming most games last like 45 mins avg. It sounds like you got a cool girl too, unfortunately my girl doesn't play any games except Wii Party lol. good for you man! :)[/QUOTE]
She doesn't play any PC games with me, as she sucks with moving body and head at the same time. A lot of spinning at the ground or sky lol. She is in love with Little Big Planet, and she can't wait till the new one comes out on PS4( we are waiting to buy it, just for that ). She is really cool, and likes the games I play, she just hasn't taken the time to learn how to play any type of FPS.
Mine is not interested in Rust, all she sees is me farming, building and is bored by it. She can kick ass in quake3 though.
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