Imagine how cool it would be. You plant c4 on someones door but you suddenly have to go and take a shit
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Or wouldnt it be cool if there always was a cchance to eat a bad cooked chicken breast. And imagine you are going to kick someones ass with that bow or a pipe, you ate that tasty chicken so that you forget about the hunger and you are already fighting two noobs when all of a sudden the need to take a shit is at the maximum point, cause the chicken you ate was bad, you know. What else you have to do? You run away in the rocks looking for a safe corner to take a shit. You sit and try to do it quick while those noobs are looking for you, and finally they see that picture in front of them: you sitting in the rocks while that poozle is comin right outta yo ass. They laugh and leave you alone.
Geniusly
I think Facepunch would be making a huge mistake if they didn't hire you and assign you to lead graphic designer. Those visuals are stunning.
Garry please a a shit O meter. Make it brown, and the more you eat the more it fills up. If you reach the max you start loosing hp till you take a dump. This would add an interesting mechanism into the game, forcing people to time there shits accordingly!
Pooping should take like 25-30 seconds, so you are totally vulnerable during that time to anyone who can run up on you. Would make this game really bizarre in a good way, and also would be pretty funny. This is the update we have been waiting for Garry!!
you'll know when someone really needs to shit when they are fucking huge
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I have drawn up some sketches in Photoshop of what this UI might look like.
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So would you go into a brown out if the Poop level got too high? Kind of like when you are bleeding it flashes red.... This time it would flash brown.
Don't forget the ability to tag players who step in your mess. Making them more noticeable to animals. ;)
[QUOTE=jaberus;44539765]you'll know when someone really needs to shit when they are fucking huge
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im surprise the penis didn't shrink when he got fatter.
Lot's of shit ideas are flowing...
Eating raw chicken = diarrhoea.
Paper has two uses now; 1) make into rolls for wiping and 2) make paper bags.
Paper bags are for collecting ones poop (or even animal poop) and setting on fire at someone's doorstep.
Have to remove pants and crouch to poop (otherwise will poop in pants). Can walk whiling crouching to make poop trails/patterns.
Animals are attracted to the smell.
Poop bar getting to high results in poop explosion in your pants.
[QUOTE=jaberus;44539765]you'll know when someone really needs to shit when they are fucking huge
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jeeze doesn't garry have the resources to get professional artists at this point
This would add the ability to perform a raid on someone's base where you just c4 in, poop on their floor, replace the wall and leave.
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step 1: save up a full stack of dookies over the course of a week
step 2: eat 20 pieces of spoiled chicken
step 3: wait until intestinal pressure builds to critical levels
step 4: c4 into their base
step 5: unleash the kraken all over their sleeping bag
step 6: steal all their shit and fill every slot in their crates with dookies
step 7: replace wall and leave
Awesome ideas! I liked that shitometero the game screenshots. And the paper idea and the taking pants off too!
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Also they could add a little chance to fall when you step on someone's "business".
You should be able to use the poop for fuel/food or fertilizer if they add farming XD
This is the greatest thread ever.
If someone doesn't poo then they leave a trail of poo behind them that others can follow.
Mate, these ideas lol
Best threads ever!
[QUOTE=Warm;44553653]If someone doesn't poo then they leave a trail of poo behind them that others can follow.[/QUOTE]
Lol! The dogs would run around sniffing your trail or eating your Shit.
Then if your Shit bar gets too high you get constipation and need to take laxatives or raw chicken to try and poop. And during the shitting you would see 'Press Space repetitively to shit' and there is a bar, depending on how much shit you are full of is how quickly you need to press space to complete the shit.
This is even better than Stym's new building parts thread :v:
This thread needs someone to bump it, cant let all these great artworks fall down to the 3rd page
hahah I cried in tears xDDDD
[QUOTE=jizzkizzkill;44541951]Awesome ideas! I liked that shitometero the game screenshots. And the paper idea and the taking pants off too!
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I used to poop like you, then i took an arrow in the knee.
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This is the best. Poop Could be made into face paint too, so when you run out of the bushes you look like a Zulu warrior ^^
How about you can pick up the poo an throw it at others. Bambi's spawn with a full take-a-poo meter so they can shit immediately and use it for when a full kevlar guy kills him?
Or when you raid a house and smear your poo over the sleepers, that's even worse than getting t-bagged in my opinion. Losing your precious c4 AND getting poo on the face!
Why just a bar? It should look like a piece of shit itself. And it keeps growing and growing until you take a shit. It'd become a pile of shit later on and when your whole screen is full of shit your character explodes and shit is everywhere.
pls garry add shit addon to rust
i like pee better
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