RUST *Pun*ishment - the pun loving thread. Let's not let the jokes get *rusty*!

[ducsuus]

So I was in a rust game, and I started a long list of puns, I thought they where a bit *rusty* so I wanted to get some more. Post yours below!

Here are a few extracts from the server, let's continue them below...

I can't *bear* these bad jokes.

*Wood* you like me to stop, *ore* should I carry on?

These jokes *boar* me.

I am glad my girlfriend isn't here for these puns, I'd have to *silencer*.

[tirpider]

You seem like a *rustworthy* fellow.
And that's the *naked* truth.

[SteakStyes]

I was walking through Small Rad Town one day when I heard music. Next thing I know I'm dead and the last thing I hear before the "You Are Dead" screen pops up was "Welcome To The Rock Show".

*crickets*

[Shackledfrog]

*Shack* this

[c👌de_g🎷]

This thread is *punny* awful!

[warshooter]

In my language "rust" means "rest".

I often make some puns about it.
I said to my SO that I need some "rust" and she thought I was going to rest ;)

[andypopz]

I can't "bear" to read any more of this. Also did I just hear a noise outside? I'll take a look"C4" you.

[Labslord]

Wow my girlfriend read these out C4 I could stop her, she wood not stop laughing out loud so I had to silencer