What is the funniest thing that has happened to you in Rust?
Got killed by a metal plate in the middle of the wild, I spawn in 5 meters behind him and kill him with a rock. I had done enough damage with a spear to rockstab him. 10/10, would do again.
You know, you can write in the signs more than only letters and numbers, but symbols too. My friends made an house full of those, like with russian writings, communist symbols, just for fun. It was really funny watching them losing like 2h of time for that. :D
It's hard to really put the finger on the funniest moment, as I've had several where my guys and I were just roaring with laughter as we did our thing. However, 2 moments do stand out.
One of those moments is definitely related to my avatar. I use the handle Herbert the Pervert when I play Rust, so I play up that angle whenever possible since I do a reasonably good voice impression of him.
On one server I play on, there was this guy harassing noobs. The admin decided that he was going to hunt the guy down (without using his god powers) for fun since he was being a dick. My guys and I joined in the hunt. We found the guy and started giving chase. When we got into voice broadcast range, I started tossing out Herbert-inspired quotes like "That's a mighty fine bowing arm you got there" and "Watch you don't hurt those creamy hamstrings" and other such nonsense. All of us, including the guy we were chasing, were laughing our asses off. We couldn't even shoot straight because we were laughing so much.
Another incident - 4 of us joined a high pop server together. All we'd had time to do at this point is get enough wood and craft a wood spear and find each other. We were beset by what we later found out to be the server's resident nomadic raider that no one liked.
He got one of us immediately with his bow. But to his surprise, rather than running like most new spawns he harasses, we took of after him with our spears. We literally chased him from the southeast coast of the map all the way to the northwest section while one of our guys broadcasted the Benny Hill theme song and I blurted out Herbert quotes as above.
Eventually we got him. He later said that was the funnest chase he'd ever had playing Rust and he was laughing his ass off the whole time.
I really need to get my hands on Fraps or something and record some of our shenanigans...
[QUOTE=Crunchmeister;47548459]It's hard to really put the finger on the funniest moment, as I've had several where my guys and I were just roaring with laughter as we did our thing. However, 2 moments do stand out.
One of those moments is definitely related to my avatar. I use the handle Herbert the Pervert when I play Rust, so I play up that angle whenever possible since I do a reasonably good voice impression of him.
On one server I play on, there was this guy harassing noobs. The admin decided that he was going to hunt the guy down (without using his god powers) for fun since he was being a dick. My guys and I joined in the hunt. We found the guy and started giving chase. When we got into voice broadcast range, I started tossing out Herbert-inspired quotes like "That's a mighty fine bowing arm you got there" and "Watch you don't hurt those creamy hamstrings" and other such nonsense. All of us, including the guy we were chasing, were laughing our asses off. We couldn't even shoot straight because we were laughing so much.
Another incident - 4 of us joined a high pop server together. All we'd had time to do at this point is get enough wood and craft a wood spear and find each other. We were beset by what we later found out to be the server's resident nomadic raider that no one liked.
He got one of us immediately with his bow. But to his surprise, rather than running like most new spawns he harasses, we took of after him with our spears. We literally chased him from the southeast coast of the map all the way to the northwest section while one of our guys broadcasted the Benny Hill theme song and I blurted out Herbert quotes as above.
Eventually we got him. He later said that was the funnest chase he'd ever had playing Rust and he was laughing his ass off the whole time.
I really need to get my hands on Fraps or something and record some of our shenanigans...[/QUOTE]
Would love to have been there. The sheer horror of knowing your being chased by Herbert and his gang from de hood. :smile::dance:
Being chased by two guys, one of which started playing the Mortal Kombat theme song. It was the most entertaining death I've ever had.
Well, once, on the legacy server, me and my group of friends (4 in total) were having some fun by grabbing stone hatchets and chasing lone, naked people by screaming in voicechat "LALALALALALALALA" like a tribe hunting down their prey. I could imagine the face of fear on those people.
We lost hours of time like this...
Something I had a giggle with yesterday, I spent a good portion of the weekend rebuilding my base thanks to decay. Since the introduction of Horses, and many of my players finding them in the world I often thought it would be cool to have a horse pet hanging around within my bases walls.
So while rebuilding yesty I could hear this horse, checked all around the base before finding him inside the walls just standing there making a lot of noise. I named him Ralph.
Initially I thought it was great but the horse didn't shut up and was starting to get annoying so after a while I found myself tossing up whether to put Ralph out of his misery but deciding against it as Horses in Rust are awesome.
A little more time passes and I carry on with the renovations and after a bit I notice its been very quiet for some time, so I go over to where he was standing to find a bear standing where the horse was that almost killed me. So the bear came in to my base and ate Ralph the horse before almost killing me. Even though I was a little sad at the passing of Ralph the noisy horse, it was cause for a giggle...
pic related, its Ralph
[IMG]http://puu.sh/hk1sc/f8693d73e7.jpg[/IMG]
so me and my Buddy built this small base right after the wipe and made some good Progress in gaining Equipment. My Buddy then placed like 15 beartraps right outside of our base and every single time I left the house i found like 3 dead freshspawns and 3 deers dead ... first i thougth it was pretty awesome to have this free loot all the time but then i started arming the traps again .. and while arming them i myself hit one trap after another .. even the ones i just armed ... i nearly pissed myself after the 4th trap-dead and seeing my Buddy instead of helping me placing even more traps XD
the funniest thing has happend to me is rust witch i installed and now i cant not quit this game. ffs
For me i was raiding with my 6 men crew, when we hit the enemy clanbase quite hard.
I was inside the building when enemy guy shocked me and i threw 6 c4 out of the scare on the guy, because i wanted to shoot him but forgot to change to the rifle.
I blew up 2 of my guys and killed all 5 of the enemy guys :D it was kinda like an RPG or some kind of tactical nuke xD
[QUOTE=Lengro;47561833]For me i was raiding with my 6 men crew, when we hit the enemy clanbase quite hard.
I was inside the building when enemy guy shocked me and i threw 6 c4 out of the scare on the guy, because i wanted to shoot him but forgot to change to the rifle.
I blew up 2 of my guys and killed all 5 of the enemy guys :D it was kinda like an RPG or some kind of tactical nuke xD[/QUOTE]
Well, kinda a waste of 4 hours + crafting time, but at the same time, sounds bloody hilarious.
Sorry to say, but I think Lengro won this for now.
[QUOTE=Crunchmeister;47548459]It's hard to really put the finger on the funniest moment, as I've had several where my guys and I were just roaring with laughter as we did our thing. However, 2 moments do stand out.
One of those moments is definitely related to my avatar. I use the handle Herbert the Pervert when I play Rust, so I play up that angle whenever possible since I do a reasonably good voice impression of him.
On one server I play on, there was this guy harassing noobs. The admin decided that he was going to hunt the guy down (without using his god powers) for fun since he was being a dick. My guys and I joined in the hunt. We found the guy and started giving chase. When we got into voice broadcast range, I started tossing out Herbert-inspired quotes like "That's a mighty fine bowing arm you got there" and "Watch you don't hurt those creamy hamstrings" and other such nonsense. All of us, including the guy we were chasing, were laughing our asses off. We couldn't even shoot straight because we were laughing so much.
Another incident - 4 of us joined a high pop server together. All we'd had time to do at this point is get enough wood and craft a wood spear and find each other. We were beset by what we later found out to be the server's resident nomadic raider that no one liked.
He got one of us immediately with his bow. But to his surprise, rather than running like most new spawns he harasses, we took of after him with our spears. We literally chased him from the southeast coast of the map all the way to the northwest section while one of our guys broadcasted the Benny Hill theme song and I blurted out Herbert quotes as above.
Eventually we got him. He later said that was the funnest chase he'd ever had playing Rust and he was laughing his ass off the whole time.
I really need to get my hands on Fraps or something and record some of our shenanigans...[/QUOTE]
Dude you should, I love situations like this:)
We were exploring an abanoned structure in north hacker valley (legacy). Decay as erratic back then so sometimes you'd get lucky and a building would fall apart juuust right. I managed to get in and hit a mother load of gear. On top of a massive harvesting sweep we were feeling pretty good about our new haul. Just as I was explaining how I was going to start throwing stuff out for my buddies to pick up, I stepped on some sort of glitch and was ejected high into the air. They never did find my body but were laughing too hard at the absurd timing and imagery--appearantly my corpse was in full ragdoll.
Best moment for me was in legacy. We were admins on our server and soon after a wipe a new team of bandits showed up and started causing problems. Another reputed asshat on the server soon joined them but he eventually started having remorses and wanted to redeem himself to us and become a "good guy" again.
So we made a deal with him where we'd leave him be if he provided us with the codes to the team's base. He was fresh in the team so he didn't have the codes so he was no help.. but he actually gathered up the courage to call one of the guys during the night, claiming that his own personal base was being raided and he needed gear from the main base to defend himself.. so at 3am.. on his cell... one of the guys gave him the codes to the whole base, which he then gave to us.
We emptied the place with their own codes (was like a 6x6x18 base full of stuff)... as for the guy trying to redeem himself, we turned the tables on him and just let him deal with his new "friends". His level of asshatry was beyond redemption so we served him his own medicine :)
Placing traps around my house, just the second that i press my place button, getting shot in the back by a AK47. I fall over wounded, only to fall right on the trap that i just placed a microsecond before ( it had not even visualized yet ). Talk about bad luck.
[QUOTE='Deicide[RS];47576132']Best moment for me was in legacy. We were admins on our server and soon after a wipe a new team of bandits showed up and started causing problems. Another reputed asshat on the server soon joined them but he eventually started having remorses and wanted to redeem himself to us and become a "good guy" again.
So we made a deal with him where we'd leave him be if he provided us with the codes to the team's base. He was fresh in the team so he didn't have the codes so he was no help.. but he actually gathered up the courage to call one of the guys during the night, claiming that his own personal base was being raided and he needed gear from the main base to defend himself.. so at 3am.. on his cell... one of the guys gave him the codes to the whole base, which he then gave to us.
We emptied the place with their own codes (was like a 6x6x18 base full of stuff)... as for the guy trying to redeem himself, we turned the tables on him and just let him deal with his new "friends". His level of asshatry was beyond redemption so we served him his own medicine :)[/QUOTE]
Such trollish admins. =P
Saw an easy to raid base that didn't need c4 to raid so i made a siege tower and jumped in.It was a large fat at least 15x15x2 base.There were allot of lone loot boxes but i wanted to get to the main loot room so skipped them all,ran into a room and fell in a room with no way to get out and 5 others guys sleeping in there (some geared up with weapons and some naked)
Turns out it was a fake base from a popular raiding group on the server.
The server I'm currently playing on has been "taken over" (I use that term loosely) by a large 30+ member Brazilian group led by a popular Brazilian YouTuber. We've been fighting them constantly and raiding their bases for the past 2 weeks and have gotten endless enjoyment out of it. They've tried a couple of assaults on our base so far but have failed to breach it in any significant manner. And we knew they were planning another attack for last night, which we were completely prepared for.
While on patrol in our area, we found dozens of random sleeping bags scattered all over the place named "casa do gringo" that they were planning to use as quick respawn points close to us, since their village is on the opposite side of the map. Naturally, we destroyed as many of them as we could find.
Then I came up with a plan to troll them. I built a 3 x 1 jail cell in our base complete with metal bar windows, laid down as many sleeping bags as we could fit on the floor, renamed them "casa do gringo", and started assigning them to as many of the online Brazilians as we could.
Sure enough, within about an hour, about 20 of them came storming over the hill for a full frontal assault with C4 to try to take out our base. Their first casualty was their leader, who found himself respawning in our prison cell. As the battle continued, more and more of them did this. Some of them even did it multiple times. They were cursing us out with cries of "FAAAAAK YOOOO GRINGO!!!" as they sat in our jail cell before figuring out they could just kill themselves to get out.
We were laughing our asses off on comms as these poor bastards spawned into our jail one after the other as they died. At one point with had 4 of them in there at once. And logging in today, we found one asleep in the cell.
Good times. A little creativity can go a long way to enhance the fun in Rust.
[QUOTE=Crunchmeister;47582992]The server I'm currently playing on has been "taken over" (I use that term loosely) by a large 30+ member Brazilian group led by a popular Brazilian YouTuber. We've been fighting them constantly and raiding their bases for the past 2 weeks and have gotten endless enjoyment out of it. They've tried a couple of assaults on our base so far but have failed to breach it in any significant manner. And we knew they were planning another attack for last night, which we were completely prepared for.
While on patrol in our area, we found dozens of random sleeping bags scattered all over the place named "casa do gringo" that they were planning to use as quick respawn points close to us, since their village is on the opposite side of the map. Naturally, we destroyed as many of them as we could find.
Then I came up with a plan to troll them. I built a 3 x 1 jail cell in our base complete with metal bar windows, laid down as many sleeping bags as we could fit on the floor, renamed them "casa do gringo", and started assigning them to as many of the online Brazilians as we could.
Sure enough, within about an hour, about 20 of them came storming over the hill for a full frontal assault with C4 to try to take out our base. Their first casualty was their leader, who found himself respawning in our prison cell. As the battle continued, more and more of them did this. Some of them even did it multiple times. They were cursing us out with cries of "FAAAAAK YOOOO GRINGO!!!" as they sat in our jail cell before figuring out they could just kill themselves to get out.
We were laughing our asses off on comms as these poor bastards spawned into our jail one after the other as they died. At one point with had 4 of them in there at once. And logging in today, we found one asleep in the cell.
Good times. A little creativity can go a long way to enhance the fun in Rust.[/QUOTE]
What server is this? Sounds like something i'd enjoy!
[QUOTE=VanguardElite;47585175]What server is this? Sounds like something i'd enjoy![/QUOTE]
The server is ! MSS [US/CAN] Noob Friendly|Active Admin 4/9.
Unfortunately, our YouTuber (SERIOUSSAMBR) got seriously butthurt that we retaliated for his attacks and shut down his entire town. He rage quit the server like a little bitch and went to set up shop on some Brazilian noob server where he and his group can steamroll everyone with minimal resistance and look all '1337' doing so on his YouTube channel. He posted a lot of videos of our battles on the MSS server, but tends to edit out the portions of the battles where he and his group get their asses handed to them.
Our main source of fun is now gone. :(
[editline]24th April 2015[/editline]
This video was shot by a friend helping defend our base against the Brazilian onslaught. It's short, but shows the first casualty on the Brazlilian side and our first prisoner - SERIOUSSAMBR. I had just sniped him with a bolt action and he respawned in our jail thinking he was going to respawn in one of his sleeping bags in the woods close by. Well, he respawned a LOT closer than he had bargained for.
I wanted to keep our prisoner alive and in our jail longer, as without him, his minions were pretty much useless. Reaper elected to execute him instead. But not 2 minutes later, Sam was back in our cell once more.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3oZSUhylt4z[/url]
Pardon the "double talk". The core of our team were chatting on Raidcall, but had a couple of friends on the server that joined the fight at the last second, so we using in-game voice chat as well and it would echo again a few seconds later.
[QUOTE=Crunchmeister;47589892]This video was shot by a friend helping defend our base against the Brazilian onslaught. It's short, but shows the first casualty on the Brazlilian side and our first prisoner - SERIOUSSAMBR. I had just sniped him with a bolt action and he respawned in our jail thinking he was going to respawn in one of his sleeping bags in the woods close by. Well, he respawned a LOT closer than he had bargained for.
I wanted to keep our prisoner alive and in our jail longer, as without him, his minions were pretty much useless. Reaper elected to execute him instead. But not 2 minutes later, Sam was back in our cell once more.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3oZSUhylt4z[/url][/QUOTE]
geez, immigration is tough in canada;)
[QUOTE=Crunchmeister;47582992]The server I'm currently playing on has been "taken over" (I use that term loosely) by a large 30+ member Brazilian group led by a popular Brazilian YouTuber. We've been fighting them constantly and raiding their bases for the past 2 weeks and have gotten endless enjoyment out of it. They've tried a couple of assaults on our base so far but have failed to breach it in any significant manner. And we knew they were planning another attack for last night, which we were completely prepared for.
While on patrol in our area, we found dozens of random sleeping bags scattered all over the place named "casa do gringo" that they were planning to use as quick respawn points close to us, since their village is on the opposite side of the map. Naturally, we destroyed as many of them as we could find.
Then I came up with a plan to troll them. I built a 3 x 1 jail cell in our base complete with metal bar windows, laid down as many sleeping bags as we could fit on the floor, renamed them "casa do gringo", and started assigning them to as many of the online Brazilians as we could.
Sure enough, within about an hour, about 20 of them came storming over the hill for a full frontal assault with C4 to try to take out our base. Their first casualty was their leader, who found himself respawning in our prison cell. As the battle continued, more and more of them did this. Some of them even did it multiple times. They were cursing us out with cries of "FAAAAAK YOOOO GRINGO!!!" as they sat in our jail cell before figuring out they could just kill themselves to get out.
We were laughing our asses off on comms as these poor bastards spawned into our jail one after the other as they died. At one point with had 4 of them in there at once. And logging in today, we found one asleep in the cell.
Good times. A little creativity can go a long way to enhance the fun in Rust.[/QUOTE]
This is win, two thumbs up! :)
It has to be the lootroom on the dev server just before the terrain patch hit live official servers.
Once I played on legacy, and found a lot of foundations left in the open, nothing built on it. After I built a 1-block small house, a kid came with pistol, and full cloth. He was ranting, like any kids do at their age, calling me names, waiting for me to come out. Then he decided to make a trap, taking some stuff in front of my door as an apology. I knew he did not intend to leave so easily. I had almost nothing, so I crafted an eoka pistol in my final bitterness, having 1 goddamn ammo altogether. I opened the door, the kid shot his entire mag (coming from behind the door). He did not hit me a single time, and I was like HOLY SHIT SHOOT ALREADY. And I, the naked caveman shotgun guy shot this full cloth kid, and instantly killed him. I wish it was in experimental to hear that kid giving out his anger.
Later, I met him while being naked. He spared me (being like full kevlar), and told, "You should value, I did not kill you!". Wow thanks you little jesus... Maybe he was scared like hell, that I will just pull out that shotgun again, and he would miss all shots. That is what I call prestige gaining.
[QUOTE=mestermagyar;47597208]Once I played on legacy, and found a lot of foundations left in the open, nothing built on it. After I built a 1-block small house, a kid came with pistol, and full cloth. He was ranting, like any kids do at their age, calling me names, waiting for me to come out. Then he decided to make a trap, taking some stuff in front of my door as an apology. I knew he did not intend to leave so easily. I had almost nothing, so I crafted an eoka pistol in my final bitterness, having 1 goddamn ammo altogether. I opened the door, the kid shot his entire mag (coming from behind the door). He did not hit me a single time, and I was like HOLY SHIT SHOOT ALREADY. And I, the naked caveman shotgun guy shot this full cloth kid, and instantly killed him. I wish it was in experimental to hear that kid giving out his anger.
Later, I met him while being naked. He spared me (being like full kevlar), and told, "You should value, I did not kill you!". Wow thanks you little jesus... Maybe he was scared like hell, that I will just pull out that shotgun again, and he would miss all shots. That is what I call prestige gaining.[/QUOTE]
Something similar to this happened to me, but it was in experimental. I had built a quick 2x1 back when wood was starter when building, and put a lock on the door just as around 3 guys in burlap come running up, chanting 'kill' monotonously. I didnt move, but waited for my wooden spear to craft. 3 minutes later, my spear was done, and I heard lots of movement outside, I open my door to see a fight going on between a bunch of nakeds and the guys in burlap, I close my door, wait for the fighting and yelling to subside, and reopen my door, and kill the last guy in burlap looting the corpses. While he falls to the ground, screaming at me and calling me many things, I loot the clothing, and run back to my base. :dance:
[QUOTE=Crunchmeister;47548459]It's hard to really put the finger on the funniest moment, as I've had several where my guys and I were just roaring with laughter as we did our thing. However, 2 moments do stand out.
One of those moments is definitely related to my avatar. I use the handle Herbert the Pervert when I play Rust, so I play up that angle whenever possible since I do a reasonably good voice impression of him.
On one server I play on, there was this guy harassing noobs. The admin decided that he was going to hunt the guy down (without using his god powers) for fun since he was being a dick. My guys and I joined in the hunt. We found the guy and started giving chase. When we got into voice broadcast range, I started tossing out Herbert-inspired quotes like "That's a mighty fine bowing arm you got there" and "Watch you don't hurt those creamy hamstrings" and other such nonsense. All of us, including the guy we were chasing, were laughing our asses off. We couldn't even shoot straight because we were laughing so much.
Another incident - 4 of us joined a high pop server together. All we'd had time to do at this point is get enough wood and craft a wood spear and find each other. We were beset by what we later found out to be the server's resident nomadic raider that no one liked.
He got one of us immediately with his bow. But to his surprise, rather than running like most new spawns he harasses, we took of after him with our spears. We literally chased him from the southeast coast of the map all the way to the northwest section while one of our guys broadcasted the Benny Hill theme song and I blurted out Herbert quotes as above.
Eventually we got him. He later said that was the funnest chase he'd ever had playing Rust and he was laughing his ass off the whole time.
I really need to get my hands on Fraps or something and record some of our shenanigans...[/QUOTE]
rofl, this is the coon, our chase still ranks as ona my funniest moments as well XD
[QUOTE=cokeflu;47606854]rofl, this is the coon, our chase still ranks as ona my funniest moments as well XD[/QUOTE]
DUDE! lol Nice to see you saw this post! That was the most epic chase ever.
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[editline]27th April 2015[/editline]
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all stereotypy is TRUE
Funniest thing was last night. Decided to do a fresh spawn run and go on a murderous rampage. Crafted a spear and started attacking a guy who was saying 'friendly, friendly'. All he had was a rock.
As I was chasing him, he saw someone else nearby and ran up to him shouting 'Help, help! He's trying to kill me!', while I laughed and called him a pussy. As we got closer to the other guy, it turned out to be a clanmate of mine who just ignored the other guy and said 'Oh hey nail, who you chasing?'
I was laughing as we both ran off. I ended up killing that guy and he didn't take it well.
I killed a deer only to watch a wolf run up and eat it - so sad.
another time, I chased a horse and he ran into a bear trap and died - win/win for me!
dying of rads and watching a wolf start to much on you.
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