Penis Size System Is So Stupid

[Taikaliemi]

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[lee8oi]

Maybe it'll grow back when the female character model gets added to the game.

[elix]

Thanks, gaming media, for making the story "Rust randomizes your penis size" when in fact Rust is now randomizing a ton of character traits about your character, including penis size.

You have geniuses like OP displaying their insecurities and missing the point.

[Stents*]

[QUOTE=Taikaliemi;48059643]Why everyone dont have same size penis ? I have smallest penis in Rust what i ever seen, why i cant get my real penis size in game ? This is fucking shit change this thing ![/QUOTE]

Alright, send garry a pic so he can confirm your real size then he'll change it.

[editline]26th June 2015[/editline]

Make sure to include your SteamID

[Daemon White]

Post it in the smallest penis contest

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1472989[/url]

[trefle]

I think it accurately represents your real life inches. :^)

[Jewel]

So... how big are you asking for?

[Jaguar]

Garry should add pills that cost money to increase your dick size temporarily

[Zipper Bear]

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48060079]Garry should add pills that cost money to increase your dick size temporarily[/QUOTE]

Newman's Natural Herbal Supplement: Shake Some of the Rust off.

[Deicide[RS]]

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48060079]Garry should add pills that cost money to increase your dick size temporarily[/QUOTE]

Each person you kill adds half an inch. Resets back to micropenis on death.