how does one accidentally make toast?
[B]well you see[/B], when a bird loves a bee very very much, they fuck. And then, immediately afterward, the bee uses the bird’s semen to pollinate a flower, which is then picked by a young school girl and processed in a factory that produces edible flowers. The bird’s sperm cells cultivate inside the random consumer of the specific box of edible flowers with the avian cum in it, and suddenly, a flock of geese emerges from the anus of the consumer, and they migrate to the nearest suitable parking lot for their survival, and after most of them are annihilated by SUVs, the remainder are eventually fed loaves of white bread by humans. They immediately discover their destiny and glide into the nearest Wal-Mart to shit into a toaster. The bird’s feces, which is now consisting of solid bread, goes into the toaster, which is for some reason is plugged into a wall already, and it is cooked into toast immediately. However, the line of geese in line to shit into the toaster is so long, that the Wal-Mart catches on fire because you know toasters are hot the end moral: don’t forget to -abort the toast-
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