The world would be such a better place without all of those minorities

[RileyTails]

TO: Lead Developer, Ubuntu: Christian Edition

Hi. I'm Riley, and I'm here to offer you participation in my biggest project yet: Ubuntu: Satan Edition. Ubuntu: Satan Edition is a free, open source operating system geared towards Satan worshipers and gay people. It is based on the popular Ubuntu Linux. Ubuntu is a complete Linux-based operating system, freely available with both community and professional support. The goal of Ubuntu: Satan Edition is to bring the power and security of Ubuntu to Homosexuals. The early alpha includes a digital copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook and the Necronomicon permanently installed. Seriously, we took extra precaution to make sure that you can't delete the Necronomicon from your hard drive. Even if you destroy your hard drive in a molten fire, it will find you, and you will be punished. Version 66.6A "Burning Buddhist" also has an always-running keystroke logger that makes 100% sure that you NEVER type the word "Jesus". If you do, the entirety of the Ubuntu SE team will band together to inject you with Ebola. We hope to see you on our team for assistance in developing our newest version yet: "Cremated Christian".

Thanks,
Riley Tails, Lead Developer, Ubuntu: Satan Edition

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i am thoroughly confused