So, me and my friend were happily building on an empty server. Then a minge attacked! No problem though, we invited a few friends and made a 'cage' for him:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Aminge.png[/img]
He decided to spawn a few poles and tried to blow up the cage we lovingly built for him!
Post your funny things you've done to minges!
That's one hell of a cage !
[QUOTE=LightningX151;20478539]That's one hell of a cage ![/QUOTE]
Yeah. And if a minge comes onto my server, i'd turn them into a ragdoll and hang them.
I banned one once.
I ent_remove'd this one guy
It was a no no-clip server too!
He started begging after a while, his 6 y/o voice sayig "I won't minge anymoreeeee!!!"
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;20480000]I ent_remove'd this one guy[/QUOTE]
ulx freeze <minge>
ent_setname Mingebag
ent_fire Mingebag kill
Or just jail him and let everyone in the server torture him.
e2 holographic tomfoolery. it's laughable to see minges yell "OH GOD MY EARS WHY AM I IN A BOX GET ME OUT" when i place my device designed to emit a high pitched sound constantly. (stopsounds doesn't work either :3 )
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL8wNB0O1Hc&fmt=37[/hd]
Used this on one.
caged him, set him on fire then taunted him, muhahahahaha!!!
I ragdolled a minge, put him in a jail cell, stripped his weapons, and set the walls of the cell on fire with igniter, and then to finish it all off i used a wire speaker with an e2 chip to make it spam and annoying sound in the cell. He left pretty fast dood
Played on an RP server and there was a glitch and I could still use tools and spawn things. So, when the police (who were all minges) came for me, they had to fight through my mass army of Hunters and Combine, then when one dude made it through, I sprung an invisible trap that shot twenty sawblades at him from all directions.
Damn, I wish you could save games in multi.
Sometimes when minges join my server, I simply minge back. If they spam I remove it while hes spamming, i'll lock him in a seat, and do horrible things.
We used the consul, (since we were admins) and pretended to act like a new LUA virus had hit the server and was stealing Steam accounts. He started crying when we made the consul announce things like "LUA error=00146522760- 2756" And "Steam Server Warning- Server is infected with a worm." We staved of a minge. Yeah.
I always ragdoll them and man-rape them with father grigori (SP?)
I ULX cage them and put props around him to stop him from killing, then i set up a camp fire with a roof and turn on the rain mod, while he screams and screams...
It was in GM_Bigcity. I had my base in that sewage area, since its a defendable area. A minge came, and caused trouble, so I teleported him to me (in the base), ragdolled him, and hung him by his ankle in the part of the structure I had termed 'The Dungeon'. XD I invited players in to shoot at his lifeless form, while all the time he was ordering me to stop. He disconnected later when I didn't relent; ten citadels is not acceptable, or spawnkilling.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;20481115][hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL8wNB0O1Hc&fmt=37[/hd]
Used this on one.[/QUOTE]
Bacon bot FTW.
[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;20559995]Bacon bot FTW.[/QUOTE]
Do you think you could tell me the name of the song dood?
I love minge around exept the real perp2
[QUOTE=coolestdogs;20565283]Do you think you could tell me the name of the song dood?[/QUOTE]
It's "Take it off" by Ke$ha
On my server there was a kid that wanted to crash the server...
So i frooze him and disabled his controls (i had a plugin for that, i dont remember it though) so he couldn't disconnect unless he switched off the power. Now he didnt thought of that so he went crying in the mic for 2 hours.
Then i perm banned him.
caged put signs on that said dont feed the monkey and built melon cannons for people to shoot at him and let anyone and everyone kill him the ban didnt work that day and let me tell you there was no minges after him
There was this minge that kept spawning...things that trapped people in it.
He forgot to put a lid.
Ragdoll'd him,
made a cross out of wood,
nailed him to the cross,
burned the cross.
:smug:
Lmao we ragdolled a kid and used no-collide world on him and threw him through the ceiling of gm_flatgrass.
[QUOTE=lavacano;20480967]ulx freeze <minge>
ent_setname Mingebag
ent_fire Mingebag kill
Or just jail him and let everyone in the server torture him.[/QUOTE]
I made a dumpster with a suspension (i was really bored, first time playing online, and was a noob server), and this dick goes "Oh dude how you do that?" followed by shooting it with an rpg.
I ran him over.
When he respawned, i welded a cover over the dumpster when he jumped in it so he couldn't get out (too dumb ot noclip) and ran around in circles with him in it until it killed him.
I don't go online much, but once a minge was flying around in some ubercar thing, killing everyone nonstop. I spawned an explosive barrel and gravity gunned it at him. He died. Everyone in the server stared wailing on his ubercar.
I predict boxes.
I ragdolled a minge, built a big pile of wood, put a post in the middle, nailed him to it, and burned this bitch. And I called everyone around, and got everyone to yell witch, and throw rocks at him, or attempt to throw rocks at him lol.
Mostly Hang Minges.
Sometimes Crucify
Sometimes Electric Chair
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