I was forced to post this don't kill me
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13397008/awc_mlg_enable%2012.07.13.png[/img]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13397008/tangodown%2012.07.13.png[/img]
hi um hey yeah this is step 2 of the CoD MLG recruitment initiative to turn all u scrubs into hard mlg internet tough guys like me who smoke weed everyday
real mlgs type in messages after each kill and scream loudly into mic. binds and macros are for scrubs. tryhard mlgs use scripts and you can be one of us today
aka each time you get a kill you say an MLG message that increases your level of MLG and each time you die you preserve your MLGness through a cleverly crafted message that intimidates the enemy even if it's #worldspawn or yourself
FOR ANY SCRUBLORDS:
Clientside script so you can use it on any server that's hardcore enough to have sv_allowcslua or whatever the command set to 1. If it doesn't autorun like it should, then you use lua_openscript_cl autorun/client/tangodown.lua or whatever it should be.
Console Commands:
awc_MLG_Enable - Join FaZe. an xbox live account and proper username will be created for you if you do not have one already
awc_MLG_Disable - admit you are too bad to be in FaZe and you will forever be a scrublord who's all hardscope no quickscope and banned from all clans ever
I swear I wasn't being conceited with the naming of the console commands
if you think you're mlg enough, add your own lines
if you think you're more mlg than me you can remove my lines after you 1v1 me in cod ghosts 4 with barret airborne midair wallbang wallshots collateral dual kill dual wielded akimbo 420 radian (degs are too mainstream) headshots yolo while smoking ten joints at once after you joined a clan and given yourself an MLG enough name too even face me down, casual plebeian
even MLGs believe in posting on internet forums
[lua]
local OldFrags = 0
local OldDeaths = 0
function XxXTangoDownXxX()
local ply = LocalPlayer()
local KillArray = {
"XxXxTaNg0xXxDoWnxXxX",
"WHAT A SCRUB",
"xXxXx420xXxSm0k3xWEEDXxXx",
"xXCHARLIE TANGO ALPHA TANGO DOWN AT 12 O CLOCKXx",
//Almost everything under here and to the next comment was from a guy who played on my server and started mocking my E2.
"XXX420ERRDAY4JESUSNOSCOPEZZZZBLAZINNNNNXXXA",
"noscped u FAg",
"xXxBLAZIN4JESUSWITHSUMBITCHESMLGPROxXx",
"GTFO U SCRUB",
"1V1 ME ON MW3",
"MOAB INBOUND",
"GS: 1V1 GHOSTS 3 BEST GAME EVA BABYFIELD 5 CAN SUCK MAH SCHLONG",
"Hey guys you think I can make it to FaZe?",
"Do u evn lift?!?!1",
"lift n blaze at the same time",
"YOU ONLY LIFT ONCE?!?",
"swag",
"im going to the best clan on cod",
//Taken from 360 Spinscoper thread.
"sCruBl0rd!!1!!",
"XxXxXx69xX420x360xMLGxFaZ3XxXxXx[420th]",
"yolo",
"4MLGz0nly",
"2hot2handel",
"360 crowbar",
"360spinshot noscope collateral airshot dual wield",
"yolo 520 mlg maxofs2d",
"360 FaZe barret clans",
"24 KILLSTREAK",
//I actually got something useful from the Workshop link for the Spinscoper surprisingly
"360 NOSCOPE SPINSOT MIDAIR SUPER MLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
}
//LEFT INTENTIONALLY LOW SINCE MLG'S DON'T DIE, DYING IS FOR CASUAL SCRUBS LIKE FP
local DeathArray = {
"fcukc u",
"nice hardscope u scrub",
"slap me all you want i will laugh when im accepted for FaZe clan",
//From 360 Spinscoper thread one way or another
"HARDSCOPING IS FOR SCRUBS LIKE YOU",
"1v1 me mw3 u scrub",
"yolo",
//thanks obama
"thanks maxofs2d ur shti anims killed me",
"thanks garry",
"maxofs2d more like max of sucks 2 dicks"
}
if (ply:Frags() > OldFrags) then
ply:ConCommand("say "..table.Random(KillArray))
end
if (ply:Deaths() > OldDeaths) then
ply:ConCommand("say "..table.Random(DeathArray))
end
OldFrags = ply:Frags()
OldDeaths = ply:Deaths()
end
concommand.Add( "awc_MLG_Enable", function( ply, cmd, args, str )
OldFrags = LocalPlayer():Frags()
OldDeaths = LocalPlayer():Deaths()
//Tick for maximum MLG but no think since FP is too casual to handle it
hook.Add("Tick", "XxXTangoDownXxX", XxXTangoDownXxX)
//cos you're on faze only after you become MLG
print("WELCOME TO FAZE")
end )
concommand.Add( "awc_MLG_Disable", function( ply, cmd, args, str )
hook.Remove("Tick", "XxXTangoDownXxX")
print("WHAT A SCRUB")
end )
[/lua]
Workshop link for the scrubbiest who want to mingle with their own kind: there is none we hardcore now
Dropbox link for the lazy: [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13397008/awc_tangodown_120713.zip[/url]
360spinshot noscope collateral airshot dual wield hardsc0p1ng is4noobs yolo 520 mlg maxofs2d
filthy casuals
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