• Golem: Embodiment of manliness
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[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/rp_city11_night0063.jpg[/IMG] Eat your heart out, Duke Nukem.
LOL what the hell?
[QUOTE=Rastifan;19964738]LOL what the hell?[/QUOTE] A main character in Zeno Clash.
That game has some weird characters. It's like looking at you buddy while on acid.
He punched the fuck outta that one bitch you know who I'm talking about.
[QUOTE=Enhanced_AI;19964851]He punched the fuck outta that one bitch you know who I'm talking about.[/QUOTE] In the image or game?
I bought Zeno Clash only for the characters to be used in GMod. Never played the game or used the characters for that matter. But I will.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19964872]In the image or game?[/QUOTE] Game The assassin
Duke Nukem is still better :colbert: I gotta get me Zeno Clash :C
[QUOTE=Rastifan;19964892]I bought Zeno Clash only for the characters to be used in GMod. Never played the game or used the characters for that matter. But I will.[/QUOTE] You got a great game sitting on your hard-drive, PLAY IT. [editline]03:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Santz;19964932]Duke Nukem is still better :colbert: I gotta get me Zeno Clash :C[/QUOTE] Let's see Duke Nukem lift a gate that is by a good chance thousands of pounds.
Come on. Duke Nukem is the most sexist bad ass mother fucker ever conceived. Lines like "I go where I please, and I please where I go" is a pure winner.
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outa gum." "Hmm... I don't have time to play with myself." "Nukem till they glow, then shoot em in the dark." You can't get more badass than Duke Nukem. Even his theme is done by Megadeth.
Words=/=actions
[QUOTE=Reno360;19965208]"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outa gum." "Hmm... I don't have time to play with myself." "Nukem till they glow, then shoot em in the dark." You can't get more badass than Duke Nukem. Even his theme is done by Megadeth.[/QUOTE] So true sir. He reminds me of Minsk in Baldur's Gate. "Swords not words" was one of his one liners. Macho all the way:biggrin:
Duke Nukem ain't bad ass, he stealz lines from movies and shoves them up your butt.
[IMG]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk156/om_nom_nom/1259714067448.png[/IMG]
Its not his fault that the lazy people from 3D Realm dont want to continue the project :C Plus, even if his game are old, they are still fucking kickass.
more like "Eat you heart out Saxton Hale" :buddy:
he's white, black and gold all in one
Golem freaks me out. Probably because of [sp]the scene where he breaks all the fingers on his right hand and everyone's right fingers break.[/sp] I agree, Zeno Clash is...weird. But the weirdness makes it awesome. Ah, but I'm ranting again.The picture is quite well-done.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;19966381]Golem freaks me out. Probably because of [sp]the scene where he breaks all the fingers on his right hand and everyone's right fingers break.[/sp] I agree, Zeno Clash is...weird. But the weirdness makes it awesome. Ah, but I'm ranting again.The picture is quite well-done.[/QUOTE] Never play Zeno Clash while stoned.
[QUOTE=Rastifan;19966414]Never play Zeno Clash while stoned.[/QUOTE] Yea, drugs can impair your skill and end up killing you more than helping.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19966462]Yea, drugs can impair your skill and end up killing you more than helping.[/QUOTE] Ok. As I said! Never play Zeno Clash while stoned. The pure out freaking is another matter of course.
Getting stoned makes me paranoid.
[QUOTE=Bubz;19967606]Getting stoned makes me optimistic.[/QUOTE] Fixed.
Don't need to be a hippie to smoke weed. Hippies are dead. Carbon dating shows that the last hippie died some years ago.
Forgot to comment on the pic, I like the way the girls are hangin on. And Fire Kracker's avatar weirds the shit outa me...
[QUOTE=Santz;19965586]Its not his fault that the lazy people from 3D Realm dont want to continue the project :C Plus, even if his game are old, they are still fucking kickass.[/QUOTE] That's because Duke Nukem's a ripoff of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_williams]Another certain character.[/url] Seriously, though. Half of his lines are stolen from this guy. We still love Duke, though.
Saw this on the Zeno Clash forums, it's a funny picture.
I don't know really, he doesn't have a jaw or pants.
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