• Chain-Chomp Robot from SMH
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This is the robot created as the final bad guy that Mario and all the rest of them have to fight at the end of the season. I have a download spot here: [url]http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=68525[/url] This is the spot for people to talk about it and how it works, and for new ideas to make it better, or a totaly new robot idea. Oh yeah season one isnt out yet but it will be on youtube soon.
[sarcasm]It's amazing.[/sarcasm]
and also, if you didn't read it at the download point, don't press 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll need to freeze all body parts except for his arms with the guns. he will have a huge spasm, (and I dont know how to fix it), and you will have to re-spawn it from the advanced duplicator. and period, decimal, whatever you call it is to fire the ultra-turret arms, you only need to freeze his arms that have the guns on them, if you don't, he'll fall. [editline]06:23PM[/editline] so yeah, and i forgot to fix this but there are two songs on the intro that is on youtube now. but to reasure you, this problem will not be in the series. watch the intro here: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNxcetx_aFg[/url] the first song is ssbm intro song, and the second one that you cant really here, (just unplug one speaker so you here only one speaker) is dragon ball gt intro song
so yeah when i get done with season one, you can bet there will be a season two.
Are you [i]serious[/i]? This is terrible. I laughed so hard. Your video is just... oh my fucking god. I don't think I've laughed so hard in weeks. It was like listening to Queen and some theme song while being on acid. gj
Confirming with unbiased reports that this is in fact terrible. Doesn't walk, not a big deal, but you could've stuck at least a billion and a half thrusters on one of the legs. Has custom model packs that aren't ubiquitous - worse yet, using a ragdoll on a contraption is not usually a good idea It has a hojillion turrets that glitch out when it fires, causing it to send itself flipping around the map. Protip, I originally tried this with just four, and it still killed stuff with about as much effectiveness. I hit 5. It was well worth the laugh. Sorry man, literally anyone could have built this. edit: Look on the bright side, at least it doesn't use applyForce :downs:
That's Crap. Crappyshittyfailedboxxyifyoureadthismessageyourgay video.
Wow, I'm gob-struck. [editline]09:48AM[/editline] [quote=karbine;15622452]are you [i]serious[/i]? This is terrible. I laughed so hard. Your video is just... Oh my fucking god. I don't think i've laughed so hard in weeks. It was like listening to queen and some theme song while being on acid. Gj[/quote] IT's NOT FUCKING FUNNY DON'T LAUGH.
What in the fucking fuck of fuck.
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=Mike_Sprint;15618246][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNxcetx_aFg[/url][/QUOTE] What the hell did I just watch? Seriously, [B]WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL?!?[/B]
Nice troll. Did it come with the fail?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmsnLVGNHLM[/url]
This... is an abomination...
hahahaah he got pwnt for model stealing
It needs more turrets.
Quotin' dis for posterity [quote=GOKUGOKUGOKU]He is going to be in SMH season 2, so you'll see him there. he's gonna be one of the last guys mario and the others meet up with, cuz i mean, this IS goku, the most powerful warrior in all of existance. when he comes in, near the end, goku will find mario when they have to face an army of chain-chomp robots, or CCRs, and they say they have absolutely no hope of beating them what so ever. then when goku arrives, they say "what good can you do, shadow was in his super form and he barely beat ONE of them, so how do you expect to beat all of those?!" Mario said that, and goku says "never underestimate your allies or your opponents." then he goes afer one and attacks it, gets smacked by one of the gun arms, and gets MAD. then he goes super saiyan and destroys three at the same time with a kamehameha. and so shadow and sonic are looking at eachother realising that his super form is similar to theirs. so when season two comes out, you'll probably see that episode, unless i have a problem with my computer or the model of goku.[/quote] Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see...
Trollin' trollin' trollin'...
What the fuck did i just watch i want to go gouge my eyes and ears out now what the fuck
i think you guys should back the fuck up and off him, and know he didnt steal that fuckin model, and i watched that video and the music was a mistake he posted that earlyer, and the song that is supposed to be heard is dragon ball gt intro. the video is an intro video like if you where to watch a show on tv, sometimes they have videos at the begining, thats what this is like, its the video for his series so i would advise you jerks to back the fuck up. [editline]02:24AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Karbine;15622452]Are you [i]serious[/i]? This is terrible. I laughed so hard. Your video is just... oh my fucking god. I don't think I've laughed so hard in weeks. It was like listening to Queen and some theme song while being on acid. gj[/QUOTE] damnit, like he said, the music is messed up and damnit dbgt intro is good so shut the hell up, and if you want, just dont pay atention to that part and listen to the ssbm intro song [editline]02:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Karbine;15628763]hahahaah he got pwnt for model stealing[/QUOTE] bullshit, i am trying to make a thread explaing what happed [editline]02:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Skinnyboi;15630061]Trollin' trollin' trollin'...[/QUOTE] who, mike? [editline]02:34AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sestze;15629314]Quotin' dis for posterity Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see...[/QUOTE] hold the fuck on, i saw that very post on his thread that explained about his chain chomp robot. who ever posted that copied it and pasted into a post. damn i hate you people....... [editline]02:44AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sestze;15622503]Confirming with unbiased reports that this is in fact terrible. Doesn't walk, not a big deal, but you could've stuck at least a billion and a half thrusters on one of the legs. Has custom model packs that aren't ubiquitous - worse yet, using a ragdoll on a contraption is not usually a good idea It has a hojillion turrets that glitch out when it fires, causing it to send itself flipping around the map. Protip, I originally tried this with just four, and it still killed stuff with about as much effectiveness. I hit 5. It was well worth the laugh. Sorry man, literally anyone could have built this. edit: Look on the bright side, at least it doesn't use applyForce :downs:[/QUOTE] okay you are cool i guess cuz you aint sayin nothin that aint true, but i am online with him and i showed him what this post has in it with a webcam and heres what he wanted me to post, really, i copyed and pasted it here: okay guys look, i couldnt find any way to make the guy move and if i havent said it already, then dont press 5 unless the body is froze or he will indeed spasm. when you fire turrets, do the exact opposite, freeze only the fireing arms. yes he may be laggy when you fire the guns, but he is just something i threw toghether for a series that nobody seems to give a damn about, and i am now working on a better version that moves, okay. so when that works, all will be fine. just tell this guy here what you want to tell me and he'll tell me. see ya. that was directly from him, so like he said, tell me what you want sent to him [editline]02:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Colonel Jesh;15623260]WTF ?! Sonic is Vegeto.[/QUOTE] no SHADIX and it is fusion i know but i bit and peiced from other manga. thats what mike said [editline]02:53AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Maximash;15627984]This... is an abomination...[/QUOTE] dude..........your an abomination. [editline]02:58AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gunnanmon;15628819]It needs more turrets.[/QUOTE] okay for now on what ever mike wants me to post ill put in parenthacese. here is what he said: (okay thats a good idea, and maybe ill add a few wheels and/or jet boots or maybe a giant flamethrower, im not sure yet, im still working on the upgrade.) [editline]03:01AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Simmie-Sam;15624877]I don't get it.[/QUOTE] (well i depends on what you dont get. if i can right a book about this adventure stuff, then if you want ill give it to you.) [editline]03:06AM[/editline] [QUOTE=kRoKz;15626705][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmsnLVGNHLM[/url][/QUOTE] now hang on a minute, why the hell did you post that? that has not a damn thing to do with him or what were talking about [editline]03:12AM[/editline] other than gunnanmon, simmie-sam, sestze, you are al dick wads and should shut the hell up about him and his creations, after all, what would the world be today if it werent for the people like that? and karbine is the dummest fucktard i have ever heard of [editline]03:13AM[/editline] and here is a link to the thread that explains what happened with the stolen model accedent: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=757614[/url]
[QUOTE=EricMirram;15636569]:words:[/QUOTE] First off, you can drop the pretenses of "not being that guy". [URL=http://img197.imageshack.us/i/ohnoitsnotyou.jpg/][IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9650/ohnoitsnotyou.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] See that little text? It says some guy named eric_mirriam built this robot. And here we stand. Protip, when making a multi-user personality to defend yourself, make a throwaway name that you've never used before. I couldn't make it half a minute through your video before turning it off. Lack of coherent plot starring your favorite characters that glow in the dark isn't the biggest of your issues. I'm sure someone would enjoy it even if those were the only strikes against it. The audio levels and balancing issues of the youtube posted are awful and qualify as ear rape. Also, the camera continually stutters making it jarring to watch. Your framerates are shit, you should probably invest in a better computer before cobbling together another one of your "masterpieces". Basically what I'm saying is that watching your video was as close to pure torture as the geneva conventions allow. Oh yeah, let's point out some other things: - You shouldn't use contraptions other people have posted in works you claim as your own without mentioning them (IE that quadruped in the video). - You shouldn't bother maintaining your innocence over the Goku model affair. When people see your uploads and note that they are nothing more than dupe reuploads or gigantic crystallized pieces of shit, you shouldn't be too torn up when they assume that you're just a retarded child that lacks the knowhow to make a model, much less something as complicated as a ragdoll. - It takes a bit of maturity to distance yourself from a contraption you make, or a chip you program. This is something I struggle with, and I can't really expect it from others. However, you shouldn't take our comments about your bot, or your "intro" as a personal attack on yourself, as easy as it is to make that jump. That being said, here is a personal attack - you are a thief and not a very good liar. At the very least, you need to stop posting. Preferably, you should get the fuck out of the community in general. edit: Damnit, he was banned before I even posted this, I really wanted an angry post out of him before he left.
no no i am here [editline]04:00AM[/editline] im sorry but people were saying to much stuff about me and i couldnt take it [editline]04:02AM[/editline] and actualy mike sprint is a name i have used on yahoo and still do. eric is my real name and im sorry if i decived you..............all will be forgiven if nobady says anything else bad..... [editline]04:04AM[/editline] and i will give credit to the guy who made the crusher i planned to from the start
[QUOTE=Mike_Sprint_;15637833]:words:[/QUOTE] Here's the thing though, what are we supposed to say if we're not allowed to level creative criticism? And if something is as lacking as this, what are the good things we can say about it? A list of good features this mech has: Isn't wire-heavy and is fairly easy to control Is fairly stable, especially after the server culls the amount of turrets down to four. It stands under it's own weight. Creative use of ragdolls. Then again you've got the downsides that it has: Ugly Only about twenty props Really, over a hundred turrets? Easy to follow commands, but no complexity or depth. It's a statue that spits bullets. Sometimes it can't do that without killing itself. Lack of nocollides and reweighting to ensure that it doesn't nuke itself. Uses models from packs that pretty much noone has Uses a ragdoll as a main detailed piece It's patently ridiculous, you should just put your tail between your legs and leave, preferably to come back under a different, lurking guise. At that point, you should probably lay low until you understand the concept of ownership and humility.
yes yes it is bad i do under stand but like i said, i am working on a better version and what do you mean the server cuts it down to four turrets? but yes a mistake was made. i had accedentaly used hydralics for knees and had them as the same control as the arms. i had an older version that seems it did better, had better balance and stuff. and i had two of these out at the same time and i made them have drop kicking matches against eachother. and they would land on there feet and if they lost there balance they would lean back to stance, but alas, when i tried to save it, i then loaded it and it would say hl2 has stopped working, so i wiill make a better and more complex version, but still have the basic same shape, but more to it. and the reason i made that alias is because i got permabanned and so yeah, but im good now, and ill watch it so i wont get banned again [editline]04:52AM[/editline] [QUOTE=EricMirram;15636569]i think you guys should back the fuck up and off him, and know he didnt steal that fuckin model, and i watched that video and the music was a mistake he posted that earlyer, and the song that is supposed to be heard is dragon ball gt intro. the video is an intro video like if you where to watch a show on tv, sometimes they have videos at the begining, thats what this is like, its the video for his series so i would advise you jerks to back the fuck up. [editline]02:24AM[/editline] damnit, like he said, the music is messed up and damnit dbgt intro is good so shut the hell up, and if you want, just dont pay atention to that part and listen to the ssbm intro song [editline]02:28AM[/editline] bullshit, i am trying to make a thread explaing what happed [editline]02:30AM[/editline] who, mike? [editline]02:34AM[/editline] hold the fuck on, i saw that very post on his thread that explained about his chain chomp robot. who ever posted that copied it and pasted into a post. damn i hate you people....... [editline]02:44AM[/editline] okay you are cool i guess cuz you aint sayin nothin that aint true, but i am online with him and i showed him what this post has in it with a webcam and heres what he wanted me to post, really, i copyed and pasted it here: okay guys look, i couldnt find any way to make the guy move and if i havent said it already, then dont press 5 unless the body is froze or he will indeed spasm. when you fire turrets, do the exact opposite, freeze only the fireing arms. yes he may be laggy when you fire the guns, but he is just something i threw toghether for a series that nobody seems to give a damn about, and i am now working on a better version that moves, okay. so when that works, all will be fine. just tell this guy here what you want to tell me and he'll tell me. see ya. that was directly from him, so like he said, tell me what you want sent to him [editline]02:48AM[/editline] no SHADIX and it is fusion i know but i bit and peiced from other manga. thats what mike said [editline]02:53AM[/editline] dude..........your an abomination. [editline]02:58AM[/editline] okay for now on what ever mike wants me to post ill put in parenthacese. here is what he said: (okay thats a good idea, and maybe ill add a few wheels and/or jet boots or maybe a giant flamethrower, im not sure yet, im still working on the upgrade.) [editline]03:01AM[/editline] (well i depends on what you dont get. if i can right a book about this adventure stuff, then if you want ill give it to you.) [editline]03:06AM[/editline] now hang on a minute, why the hell did you post that? that has not a damn thing to do with him or what were talking about [editline]03:12AM[/editline] other than gunnanmon, simmie-sam, sestze, you are al dick wads and should shut the hell up about him and his creations, after all, what would the world be today if it werent for the people like that? and karbine is the dummest fucktard i have ever heard of [editline]03:13AM[/editline] and here is a link to the thread that explains what happened with the stolen model accedent: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=757614[/url][/QUOTE] i am sorry about anything i said and take it all back
I am at a loss for words over the sheer failure of this thread. YOU COULD CUT THE FAILURE WITH A KNIFE.
any way here are somethings that i am adding and removing: add:moving legs add:new arm, new weapon add:a PHX2 designed head similar to the original remove:hydralics on legs add:shorter extending arms remove:any ragdoll based props or things add:2 large bomb launchers mounted on the back add:leg saws add:extra armor remove:turrets, less than 30 will be used add:number of bullets shot out, increased to 100 per shot, possibly more remove:force on turrets, to keep from propeling the robot add:no-collides add:color add:movable arms so yeah im gettin there
I lol'd at the video for the first 15 seconds. Then I started reading the description and I was interested in hearing "secret audio track". Turns out, A headset works just as well to reveal the secret. Remove one speaker from your ear and boom. Secret revealed. I will have to say. I did not download the bot. I thought it looked too god awful to look at it in game. Sorry dude. But this thing bites the big one in my opinion. The only redeeming factor is, and sestze but it best, at least it doesn't use apply force. I lol'd again when I read that.
Lol at that long string of failquotes. You can't win on FP, sorry, its a rule. But seriously, you cant actually deny this is abomination... Its a disgusting contraption to say the least.
It's shiny... like bara's mechs
But bara makes good things.
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