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Some simple Rules.
1.Select seriously
2.have fun
3. enjoy
4. i dont need a 4nd Rule
(now we start)
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Im sleeping at a bar....
my life is ruined, my wife kicked me out and took my money.
what now?
Find S.N., Jason278, Dukov, and Eggman, and steal a car from niko bellic.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;25204014]Find S.N., and Eggman, .[/QUOTE]
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looks like they got other stuff to do.
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what now?
Punch eggman and throw him ontop of the stripper.
Go to your ex-wife, knock her out, take everything she has, burn down her house, and run.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;25205535]Go to your ex-wife, knock her out, take everything she has, burn down her house, and run.[/QUOTE]
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Wait just a minute.
I can not ruin my life even more,
I want to have a happier life.
WHAT NOW!?!!?
I thought you absolutely hate your wife for kicking you out. KILL HER ANYWAY AND BRING NOT ONE PIECE OF LOVE TO HER!
1)your life is ruined! you dont have a job anymore! kill your wife..and take reverenge! kill her! BURN her! then burn your childrens,her house,and yourself!! (but not the cat,just give "happy hug",and gift it to an hobo)
oh,and if you want,you cant put her body parts under the bed!
2)find a work,and find some kids to rape.
PS:
(i vote personally for 1-the second part of 2)
PSS:you have no real choise,select n°1
Walk up into the sky.
Go on a quest to find a female raptor and make it love you.
Go to Minimoles office for some therapy I've got a licence....... in Mexico
[QUOTE=Corruptendo;25209108]I thought you absolutely hate your wife for kicking you out. KILL HER ANYWAY AND BRING NOT ONE PIECE OF LOVE TO HER![/QUOTE]
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now i burned my house down.
my wife is dead.
but i got my money and stuff.... but no girlfriend :O
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[QUOTE=madmanmad;25211091]Go on a quest to find a female raptor and make it love you.[/QUOTE]
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i have to find a new girlfriend....
BUT WHERE?!?!?!?
If you need loving, you just use that money and talk to turtlehead. ;)
[QUOTE=eggman249;25212954]If you need loving, you just use that money and talk to turtlehead. ;)[/QUOTE]
Eggman.... just say a place or i find you and clean your house :D
She's in my office, in pensylvania, my club, with my 2 bodyguards.
The Punisher.
Claude.
If you want to find a female raptor......The zoo?
:P
[QUOTE=eggman249;25213182]If you want to find a female raptor......The zoo?
:P[/QUOTE]
lol... i mean a human.
not a animal. ;D
Well first off:
1)Bail from the site of the fire, cops will arrive momentarily.
2)Go to the payphone at the nearest intersection.
3) Call 478-3466 (3466=egmn)
4)I'll meet you at a warehouse, I'm talking ID's, information, and how to stay outta jail for this. I'm your eyes, with the simplicity of hacking into street cameras across the country.
Summon your pet raptor
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now i burned my house down.
my wife is dead.
but i got my money and stuff.... but no girlfriend :O
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i have to find a new girlfriend....
BUT WHERE?!?!?!?[/QUOTE]
Try....Ehm...Try in a...
Oh yea i find..in a Disco!
[QUOTE=redman23;25219541]Try....Ehm...Try in a...
Oh yea i find..in a Disco![/QUOTE]
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i may find something in the newspaper.
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[B]Hm.... i have two choices now....
should i go to the citys biggest club.
or go to forts house.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?? [/B]
Duplicate Your Self...
he must be third wheel to his friend
Go to either of them.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;25213130]She's in my office, in pensylvania, my club, with my 2 bodyguards.
The Punisher.
Claude.[/QUOTE]
Do this.
Go to the biggest club in the city, proceed to get drunk, dance like a moron, and use all the most witty pick-up lines you know.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;25228696]Go to the biggest club in the city, proceed to get drunk, dance like a moron, and use all the most witty pick-up lines you know.[/QUOTE]
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Use these lines, no way they will fail.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;25228696]Go to the biggest club in the city, proceed to get drunk, dance like a moron, and use all the most witty pick-up lines you know.[/QUOTE]
More effect!
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cut scene 1.
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cut scene 2.
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[B]What NOW!?!?!?[/B]
1)make her fall in love with you(but to date someone you need money)
2)steal something little
3)sell it and with the money buy guns
4)hire a helper
5)rob a casino or a bank with the helper
6)get out of town with your girl and start a new rich life
Make love to your female self.
Or the above...
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