Mindfuck: The Game: The Comic: The Game

[ponchorf]

You load your copy of [B]MINDFUCK: THE GAME: THE COMIC: THE GAME[/b] into your [B]GAMEFUN 512[/b]. You [b]BORROWED[/b] this game from your friend [b]WOLFGANG[/b]. [B]WOLFGANG[/B] is a huge [B]POTHEAD[/b], but you suspect he also dabbles in [B]LSD[/b].

As the [B]GAME[/b] loads, you find there are no [b]OBFUSCATING MENUS[/b], [B]COUNTER-INTUITIVE DRM[/b], or [B]ANIMU FAGGETS[/b]. You like this game so far.

You find your [B]AVATAR[/B] in a [b]ROOM[/b] of some sort. There is a [B]TABLE[/B] upon which rests a [b]RADIO[/b] and a [b]HEFTY TOMB[/b]. Before you is an [b]ABYSS[/B] and on the other side is another [b]ROOM[/b].

[img]http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/7783/paranoia0000.jpg[/img]

What do you do first?

[Sokrates]

fuck the radio

[PHDrillSarge]

Steal some of Wolfgang's LSD, and take it.

[Pheno]

[QUOTE=Sokrates;26802644]fuck the radio[/QUOTE]

This .

[Intense Funkid]

read the book on the table!

or try to use the radio. either works.

[GoldenGnome]

[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;26810410]read the book on the table!

or try to use the radio. either works.[/QUOTE]

You reach for the [b]PISTOL[/b] on the [b]TABLE[/b].

[img]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/3924/paranoia0001.jpg[/img]

You've acquired [b]ARGUMENTATION[/b]. Some arguments aren't just won, they're laid to rest.

[img]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/74/paranoia0002.jpg[/img]

You reach for what you hope is the [b]ON BUTTON[/b] on the [b]RADIO[/b].

[img]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9391/paranoia0003.jpg[/img]

A [b]HAUNTING ANTHEM[/b] emits from the [b]RADIO[/b].

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrl3n2ZtK2E[/media]

You turn your head away from the [b]RADIO[/b] and notice a [b]HORRID CREATURE[/b] crawling up from the abyss. It seems to be singing something, but you can't make out the words.

[img]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1039/paranoia0005.jpg[/img]

Wait. Is that a pipebomb strapped to its head?

What do you do now?

[editline]19th December 2010[/editline]

oh ps ponchorf is my alt

[editline]19th December 2010[/editline]

i had to post it on that account because this one was disabled due to email system complications

[hatsworthIIII]

Shoot it!

[FlounderBox]

Kill it dead with the radio.

[MurderZ]

Try making friends with it, and if that doesn't work, feed it some of the cheese you happen to find in your pocket, and try again.

[smarkedone]

Shoot the pipebomb

[JKWashingMachine]

Fuck with its mind! :tinfoil:

[DokVis]

Jump down the hole!

[ViniloTraiteto]

Hug it, it obiously wants you to sing along with him and both to be happy.