OLD GAME [Interactive]

[Depth08]

[B]Your friend just gave you an old game. He said he wanted to throw it in the trash because it was absolute crap!
You on the other hand, a true cheapskate, decided to give the game a last run. You insert the disc & your screen goes instantly black![/B]

The game seemed not to need any install and did not prompt you to any menu!
Enjoy...

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game002.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game001.jpg[/img]

[B]"YOU NOTICED AN OBJECT NEAR YOU"[/B]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game003.jpg[/img]

[The Gobo]

Ignore pipe and beat on door with fists.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

-Turn sobel effect off.

[Depth08]

[QUOTE=The Gobo;32832401]Ignore pipe and beat on door with fists.[/QUOTE]

[b]"YOU READY YOUR FISTS"[/b]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game004.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game005.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game006.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32832459']-Turn sobel effect off.[/QUOTE]

Console returned the following error:
[B]"UNKNOWN COMMAND: "Turn" Use F1 for a list of commands"[/B]

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

-Use F1

[The Gobo]

-hit F1
-crash game

[Zeraxify]

wow that effect is so bad are you fucking trying to hurt my retinas?

[Conro101]

-blind self, gain daredevil vision to avoid awful filter over eyes

[The Gobo]

[QUOTE=Zeraxify;32832976]wow that effect is so bad are you fucking trying to hurt my retinas?[/QUOTE]
No, just your semen.

[Depth08]

[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32832900']-Use F1[/QUOTE]
Console returned the following:
[B]"LIST OF COMMANDS:
-GFX_BLOOM [1;0]
-GFX_DOF [1;128]
-GFX_COLOR [0,0,0;255,255,255]
-GFX_CRAPPY [1;0]
-LOGIC_SAVE ["name"]
-LOGIC_LOAD ["name"]
-LOGIC_CHEATS [1;0]
-PAR_BLOOD [1;100]
-PAR_NUD [1;100]
-MAP ["name"]
-INT_HUD [1;0]
-INT_HINTS [1;0]
-INT_DISPLAYDAMAGEINFO [1;0]
-MULTI_LAN [1;0]
-MULTI_CONNECT [ip:port]
-MULTI_DISCONNECT []

For more commands, there are 0 more pages! >>"[/B]

[Conro101]

-Turn [B]GFX_CRAPPY[/B] off

[The Gobo]

-int_hints

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

-map maps*

[The Gobo]

[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32833198']-map maps*[/QUOTE]
I think you just inceptualized the command Nub'.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

[QUOTE=The Gobo;32833217]I think you just inceptualized the command Nub'.[/QUOTE]
I just did the "show map list" command :v:

[Depth08]

[QUOTE=Conro101;32833120]-Turn [B]GFX_CRAPPY[/B] off[/QUOTE]

Console returns: [B]"GFX_CRAPPY [0] You might experience a performance drop"[/B]

[QUOTE=The Gobo;32833182]-int_hints[/QUOTE]

Console returns: [B]"Unknown parameter for command -int_hints, use either [1,0]"[/B]

[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32833198']-map maps*[/QUOTE]

Console returns: [B]"Cannot go deeper"[/B]

Anyway I don't know why you want to sniff around the console commands, the game did not even pause!
It went on & it looks like something is about to happen...

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game007.jpg[/img]

[Blooper Reel]

Look past the bars into the other room.

[Typhoonx10]

Noclip out of the room

[Depth08]

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;32846093]Look past the bars into the other room.[/QUOTE]

You approach the bars and look to where you think the sound was coming from.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game008.jpg[/img]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game009.jpg[/img]

[B]"You suddenly realise why you are here... You were put up to be exterminated in an old combine outpost, you will be sitting there next.
You become a bit nervous & realise you are suffering from short-term dimentia! You suddenly realise you have been days busy prying off that pipe.
You also realise time is short now & you cannot let this plan slip!"[/B]

So what do you do? Any sensible input?

[Comfy]

open door

[Blooper Reel]

Fake your death - when the soldier opens the cell door and kneels down to check on you, punch him in the face.

[Depth08]

[QUOTE=kaukassus;32846880]open door[/QUOTE]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game010.jpg[/img]

You don't directly see how that's gonna happen...

Game starts prompting very subtle hint:
[B]"I wonder why I wanted that pipe so bad"[/B]

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;32846963]Fake your death - when the soldier opens the cell door and kneels down to check on you, punch him in the face.[/QUOTE]
They'll just take you to the extermination table & kill you...

[Angus Young]

Well, guess someone has to say it...

Use the pipe to break the door open

[Conro101]

-make bong out of pipe, offer to guard in exchange for freedom

[The Gobo]

[QUOTE=Depth08;32845946]Console returns: [B]"Cannot go deeper"[/B][/QUOTE]

You deserve a funny for this.

[Deadman23]

Cod a combine and steal the keys.

[Depth08]

[QUOTE=Conro101;32848464]-make bong out of pipe, offer to guard in exchange for freedom[/QUOTE]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game012.jpg[/img]

[B]"COOCKING A BONG... Oh wait a minute, I'm just filling cold water in this thing ... What am I doing!"[/B]

[QUOTE=Angus Young;32847690]Well, guess someone has to say it...

Use the pipe to break the door open[/QUOTE]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game011.jpg[/img]

[B]"Examining object"[/B]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game013.jpg[/img]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game014.jpg[/img]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game015.jpg[/img]

[B]"You start thinking & suddenly you realise you had to do something to the radiator in your cell"[/B]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game016.jpg[/img]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game017.jpg[/img]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game018.jpg[/img]

What's next? You now have a radiator, leaking steaming fluid. The fluid burns & feels greasy & thick.
You got a pipe, or a failure to achieve bong.

[Typhoonx10]

drink the fluid

[Comfy]

-take radiator
-put radiator between door and wall, and use it as a lever
-force open the door
-run as fast as possible out of there, so the combine doesen't catch you.

[Hugoroy]

- Fill pipe with fluid
- throw pipe at combine.