[I]The zombie apocalypse has finally arrived![/I] ...Or, maybe it's just a phase. In either case, the undead have risen from their graves and are taking a bold stand against the living. Come hell or high water, the zombies insist that no one can stop them from having fun for the duration of their unwelcome stay. In spite of being grossly outnumbered by millions, however, Dawson the Riot Officer plans to prove the peace-loving zombies wrong while socking it to 'em where it hurts.
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[B]Dawson:[/B]
"Damn these pesky zombies - they're more of an annoyance than they are bloodthirsty! I would have preferred to deal with zombies of the latter..."
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[B]Zombie:[/B]
"Excuse me friend, do you where the nearest drinking fountain is 'round here? My dear aquaintances and I are terribly parsh--!"
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[B]Dawson:[/B]
"Oh [I]piss off![/I] Must I remind you that your metabolic processes are [I]TOTALLY HISTORY?[/I] You're a zombie, guy... Act like one! Start tearing me appart and gnawing at my gizzards, for God's sake! (*Sigh* Oh nevermind.) Mark my words you nefarious ghoul: You and your buddies' days are numbered! I will single-handedly drive my shield down each of your throats before I'm wrapped up with business."[/release]
If only zombie talks like normal people, zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so bad.
[QUOTE=tlsaudrl2548;34924929]If only zombie talks like normal people, zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so bad.[/QUOTE]Yeah they'd just yell insults at you instead.
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