• The Ballad of Nineties the Clown
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[video=youtube;HqIY3NfoYvw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqIY3NfoYvw[/video] [IMG]http://img3.picload.org/image/wowodcr/ninetiestheclownorigins.png[/IMG] [B]Well ya know, clowning is nevuh ya foist choice. Ain't nobody on this earth just wants to get dressed up in all this shit and get beaten up by bah mitzvah kids. It's rough trade, what we do. It takes years off yuh life like nothing, and it's not like it looks good on a resume. I'm heah cuz I ain't got any otha place to go. Dad left with my new Ma, and my bruddah's Ponzi scheme fell apaht, and my ex wives all moved to Nevada to join that Mormon cult, so I decided I'd use my college clown credit fuh somethin useful. Dad was real proud I'd gone to college anyway, and now I'm paying the bills from it, so I guess getting the diploma wasn't a total waste.[/B] [IMG]http://img3.picload.org/image/wowodca/nineties.png[/IMG] [B]One thing I'd tell new clowns? It's full time. Full. Time. You might think you'll get home, oh I'll just rub off the makeup and catch some Zs. Wrong. I know too many kids who dropped outta this business cause they thought they could paht time it. I mean even if you didn't wanna be heah you gotta have some respect fer it, way I sees it. I mean it's nevuh ya foist choice, but it's still a choice ain't it. So you gotta be ready to get up any howah of any day and go make some little shit's boithday pahhty be the fuckin bomb. If it ain't you, it's gonna be some faggot in a Spiduhman costume, and if that shit evuh catches on, we're all up shit's creek. But fuh me? Aw, I got used to it day one. I knew the scoah. I knew there'd be hahd days, and good ones too. And I know it now. I'm in this fuh life. You betchore ass.[/B] [IMG]http://img3.picload.org/image/wowodcl/ninetiestheclown.png[/IMG]
That's quite a gory mess. Are those the Fallout 4 gibs?
Gore would've been better without the clown's head in there at all.
[QUOTE=Soul_;49725634]That's quite a gory mess. Are those the Fallout 4 gibs?[/QUOTE] Max Payne gibs with flesh material. Plus Ryu-Gi's blood models.
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