Meme NPC/SNPC requests.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

1. Mudkips.
[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ktkt1988/mudkip.png[/IMG]
Chooses a random NPC or Player on the map and follows it around playing the "Mud-kip" sounds. Could just be a headcrab colored blue, with the scripting necessary?

2.Long Cat
[IMG]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/sailornick/long_cat.jpg[/IMG]
Could act like a poison headcrab, but doesn't attack unless attacked.

3. Candlejack
[IMG]http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa227/Shaymoth/candlejack.jpg[/IMG]
Even though you wouldn't even need a model because the idea is:
Every time someone says "Candlejack" in chat when NPC is still spawned/alive, he gets roped to the ground. If it is said at least 5 times in a minute, could it play the sound effect "I'm going to need more rope!"

4.Slenderman
[IMG]http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv140/The1Black2Wolf4/Slenderman3.jpg[/IMG]
Follows a Random player or NPC (Could you possibly set all NPC's alignment to "Fear"?), randomly teleporting to places and eventually killing it after 5 minutes unless undone.

5. Shoop da whoop
[IMG]http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj470/chikimonkey2456/shoopdawhoop.jpg[/IMG]
Fires his laser. Possibly Hostile and friendly versions please?

6. Troll
[IMG]http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt133/jjholt_2009/anonymous.jpg[/IMG]
Or [IMG]http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu283/Nicktheterrorist/Subtletroll.jpg[/IMG] (The face)
Attacks everyone, does no damage until you attack back, then becomes near-invincible and starts doing damage.

7. Awesome Smiley
[IMG]http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk190/DrMagnum56/awesome.gif[/IMG]
Flies around and heals people/npcs.

8.Boxxy
[IMG]http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o210/And-Custard/BOXXYgif.gif[/IMG]
Works like Mudkips.

9. lukeywes1234
[IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/caboose478/lukey.png[/IMG]
Everybody but combine/metrocops are on his side, and when he dies everyone attacks the NPC/Player that killed him.

10.Milhouse
[IMG]http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww126/Untitledproject_photo/milhouse.jpg[/IMG] Is not a meme, have no idea what you could do here.