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Hello All Tyler Wearing Here With A Brand New Award Show ToDay I Will Crown The Best Lua Coder In The Gayry Mod Community For The Year Two Thousand And FourTeen Now It Has Been An InteResting Year On The SubAtomic Gaming Front I Have DeVeloped More On My Award Winning Smash Hit Lua AntiCheat Tyler AntiCheat Which Was The Very First AntiCheat To DeTect Every Cheat Out There I Have Also Been Working On My Smash Hit Hack Hera Some More With The AimBot Having Reached Such Accuracy That The United States GovernMent Is Trying To DeLiver The Big Bucks Via PayPal So They Can Use It In Their Military Weapons TechNology Well As You All Know I Am CriTically Acclaimed Human Rights ActiVist So I Told The United States GovernMent No I Do Not Need The Money I Already Have The Big Bucks From Hitting One Million Sales From My Smash Hit Hack Hera Check My Garage I Have EighTeen BuGatti VeyRons And Now They Are Launching Distributed Denial Of SerVice Attacks Against My Server Sorry But No Its Not Happening Bitches I UpGraded My Server HardWare To Nuclear Fallout Enterprises It Is ImPossible To Take Me Down I Would Also Like To Announce That Hera Money InCorporated Have Partnered Up With Nuclear Fallout Enterprises After They Heard Of My Previous Deadly Trolling Sprees They Were Quick To Make NegoTiations So Ya Buy A Server From Me Today And While You Are At It PurChase My Smash Hit Hack Hera For Fourty United States Dollars Via PayPal And While Youre At That PurChase My Book How To Speak ForMal Speech Get Ahead Of The CompeTition And Beat Affirmative AcTion A Tyler Wearing Story A New York Times Best Seller For FourTy United States Dollars Via PayPal Feeling Lonely Maybe You Want To Try My Dating Services Only Thirty Seven United States Dollars Via PayPal Or Seventy Four United States Dollars And Sixty Two United States Cents If You Are Fat Ok Now Put Your Hands ToGether And WelCome Grammy Award Winning Actor Ben Stiller To The Stage
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HaHaHaHa Thank You So Much For InViting Me Tyler I Am Such A Huge Fan
So Ben Are You Going To Announce This Years Winner Or Just Waste EveryBodys Time Like In One Of Your Movies Leave The Dick Sucking For Later
HaHaHaHa Tyler You Are So HiLarious And The Winner Of This Years Lua King Of The Year Is
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Oh Wow I Was Not ExPecting This I Mean I Know I Am A Lua God Having Created The Most DeVestating Hack In History Which Is For Sale For Fourty United States Dollars Via PayPal But I Never Thought Id Get The Award An Eighth Year In A Row Im Going To Have To Build A Bigger Shelf Good Thing I Have The Big Bucks From Hera Sales And Can Do That
Dont ForGet About The EighTeen Million United States Dollars Via PayPal Award Money Tyler
Right You Are Ben Maybe I Will Donate Some To The Poor Fucks Of FacePunch Studios HaHaHa Just Kidding Theyre A Bunch Of Mean Ass Nasty Bitches Now Wave GoodBye To The Good People Ben
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Well That Wraps Up This Years Lua King Awards Until Next Year This Is Tyler Wearing Signing Off
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