Does anybody have a Male model for Alyx? I hate that she's a girl, and I'm to inexperienced to change it.
MALE CHAUVINIST PIG! XD kidding.
Why would you not want an awesomly sexy woman as your partner throughout the game?
'Cause Girl's are icky.
Actually, I'm curious to know why you want a conversion.
I mean, c'mon its freaking ALYX!
What.
No seriously, I'm confused.
Imagine Barney's head on Alyx's body...
[QUOTE=FatherG]Imagine Barney's head on Alyx's body...[/QUOTE]
How about I don't and say I did. Oh god :vomit:
[QUOTE=Stickmna]'Cause Girl's are icky.[/QUOTE]
This is making me question your age.
You know, sometimes I really question how it's possible for a who I think pass as an intelligent group of people on these forums seem to miss so much...
[QUOTE=Stickmna]'Cause Girl's are icky.
Actually, I'm curious to know why you want a conversion.
I mean, c'mon its freaking ALYX![/QUOTE]
Are you, by any chance, still drawing with Crayola coloured pencils?
I really don't see why everybody likes Alyx. And anyway, a male version would be way better.
Because we're horny 12-18 year olds and we like women. Serious question: are you bi or gay?
That's like making Eli white, or the metrocops random members of The Wiggles. Alyx must be a female, as Gordon must have something to stare at while he fights alien oppression.
[QUOTE=Darklin]I really don't see why everybody likes Alyx.[/QUOTE]
Wait until you hit puberty, then you'll know why.
If you seriously want a male alyx, bloocobalt has a hack request thread here:
[url]http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=509215[/url]
You can request him to hack a barney head onto alyx.
:vomit:
[QUOTE=Stickmna]Actually, I'm curious to know why you want a conversion.
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You're fucking kidding me, right? It's a forum. that's what forums are for. I think you should wait until you're 13 to use the internet, youngling.
Does this mean you want a man to hug you at the beginning of episode 1?!
[QUOTE=Antorka]Does this mean you want a man to hug you at the beginning of episode 1?![/QUOTE]
"Gordon!"
(Gordon's Thoughts) Ah, a soothing female voice to retrieve me from this rubble. How lucky am I?
*Barney in a skimpy outift hugs Gordon*
Gordon: "WHAT THE FU-"
The universe then implodes, creating in it's absence a planet inhabited only by Rush, who then conquer the galaxy.
[QUOTE=FPSDars]"Gordon!"
(Gordon's Thoughts) Ah, a soothing female voice to retrieve me from this rubble. How lucky am I?
*Barney in a skimpy outift hugs Gordon*
Gordon: "WHAT THE FU-"
The universe then implodes, creating in it's absence a planet inhabited only by Rush, who then conquer the galaxy.[/QUOTE]
*Barlyx runs across the bridge"
Barney: Go on she's waiting for you; lucky dog.
Yeah what the fuck is with women in games anyway? It's fucking sick, all women should be men.
:downs:
[QUOTE=mugofdoom]Yeah what the fuck is with women in games anyway? It's fucking sick, all women should be men.
:downs:[/QUOTE]
I'm glad you share our opinion :downs:.
[QUOTE=Antorka]I'm glad you share our opinion :downs:.[/QUOTE]
Thanks mang :downs:
[QUOTE=FatherG]Imagine Barney's head on Alyx's body...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.filecram.com/files/gm_construct0009.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=FPSDars]That's like making Eli white, or the metrocops random members of The Wiggles. Alyx must be a female, as Gordon must have something to stare at while he fights alien oppression.[/QUOTE]
*Bloop* Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car *Bloop*
Here is my question: Who would you replace her with? That's what I was trying to get at.
[QUOTE=Darklin]I really don't see why everybody likes Alyx.[/QUOTE]
I sometimes find Alyx to be anoying but, come on, turn Alyx into a guy? "Yall insane in the membrane" - C. Livingston.
for some reason my shift button wouldn't work so i had to press tab through most of that sentence.
[QUOTE=Stickmna]
You're fucking kidding me, right? It's a joke.I think you should read a book or two before you use the internet, it may help you pick up on subtle humor, although, I think this one was pretty obvious.
Also, by your response here:
"You're fucking kidding me, right? It's a forum. that's what forums are for."
You clearly don't know what a forum is. It's to share your opinion, criticism, and TO ASK QUESTIONS.
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[QUOTE=blooregardo]I think you should wait until you're 13 to use the internet, youngling.[/QUOTE]
Ooh, did I hit a little too close to home, 02-01-1978?
Wait until I'm thirteen?! That's over negative 10 years from now! Oh, wait.
What's with every body thinking the only way to have a male Alyx is to use Barney?
HE'S WEIRD!
Anyway, as for who would look good as Alyx...umm, probably just a masculine version of Alyx?
This thread makes me question my sexuality.
:downs:
How?
[QUOTE=Darklin]Wait until I'm thirteen?! That's over negative 10 years from now! Oh, wait.
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And how many 23 year olds still think that girls have cooties?
[QUOTE=Darklin]How?[/QUOTE]
You prefer a male partner in a game over a female one, so he's questioning if you'd do the same in real life.
Unless you're a girl.
I'm not a girl, and yes, I do think some girls have cooties. Just kidding on that last one.
[QUOTE=Darklin]Wait until I'm thirteen?! That's over negative 10 years from now! Oh, wait.
What's with every body thinking the only way to have a male Alyx is to use Barney?
HE'S WEIRD!
Anyway, as for who would look good as Alyx...umm, probably just a masculine version of Alyx?[/QUOTE]
Okay, you're either gay, or you're 8.
I don't have anything against gay people, so if you're absolutely sure, I'll talk to Taggart or somebady to do this for you.
If you're 8, you'll grow out of this phase.
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