Don Patch Sword model for Equalizer in TF2

[Jag Gentleman]

Hi, I want request a skin for the Equalizer: The Don Patch Sowrd.
Really, is a green onion. This is the Don Patch Sword:
[url]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090621203320/bobobo/images/thumb/9/9b/Green_Onion.PNG/75px-Green_Onion.PNG[/url]
I don't know nothing of modelling, but I think that is too easy to do.
If someone does I would be grateful :3