Yeah, you heard right, Oregon Trail! I thought it was finally time for another chance for some Facepunchers to head out West into the wide, and often dangerous, land of the West, ONWARD TO OREGON!
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Let's get this covered wagon started! But beware of the Red Man, Coyotes, evil River demons, and everyone's favorite enemy, Dysentery!
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Hell yeah, I predictably chose to start this game up, shit's intense, Apple II emulator works like a charm.
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So, Facepunch, what shall we be? A rich-ass fat cat banker? A carpenter? Or a dirty farmer?
Also, spots are up for people!
1. Wagon Leader: Canuhear (Character limits suck ass.)
2. jordguitar
3. Uberman
4. MrYippie
5. Sindri
Alright, here's the smelly farmer and his equally smelly family:
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They currently think their smelly life planting potatoes and other vegetables is dull, they want to plant potatoes and other vegetables in Oregon! So they start out in Independence, Missouri.
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Shit's exciting, right? We're using top of the line technology here, cutting edge 1848 tech.
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Of course, we're going to need a time to do all this, Spring would mean we won't become like the Donner Party (even though that would be awesome) but Summer means we wouldn't drown to death, since farmers can't caulk for shit.
may
I dunno, ask for advice.
July, go late.
[QUOTE=MrYippie;16801212]I dunno, ask for advice.[/QUOTE]
Ok, here is what the even more smelly California group has to say:
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July. YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER, THEY'RE ALL MEN. MEN DON'T NEED WARMTH!
Juuuuly it is
Waiting for one or two more replies, then I'll decide on the one that gets the most votes.
July
COME ON NOW DON'T BE A WUSS. JULY ALREADY!
You are a [I]man[/I] aren't you?
June.
July
Decemberrrr
july
Our Farmer is from Illinois, so he predictably wants to FUCK SHIT UP and go in July.
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$400 dollars, most likely gained by selling potatoes and other vegetables.
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Uh oh, looks like some guy named Matt runs a store, gotta buy stuff from him.
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What should we buy? Sorry, we can't buy one pirate hat and Grandfather Clocks.
1 ox,
1 food,
1 spare part,
The rest ammunition.
spend it all on ammo
This party isn't going to last long...
Some people have lives to attend to, unfortuonatley
What rison said
Whatever man, just do it.
20 food, 2 Oxen 4 Clothin 100 ammo and 10 spare parts
15 food, 2 oxen, 6 clothing, 50 ammo, 15 spare parts.
If you have extra money, spend it on 10 more food, if you still have more money get 15 more ammo. If you STILL have money, get 5 more spare parts.
Alright, let's get this show on the road!
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Choices, choices, choices.
I eventually decided on filling meal, grueling pace. Fuck luxury, those potato fields are CALLING!
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And we're off, so far so good, no one tripped on a rattle snake or anything!
Uh oh.
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Shit just got real.
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Holy shit, that's pathetically shallow.
Now you may be asking yourself, what should I do.
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FORD THAT BITCH!
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Lame, no one died yet at least.
Forge ONWARD
Foooorge
God fucking dammit, this game doesn't save... I got to the next landmark, but Uberman got Typhoid and MrYippie broke a leg.
I think I'm going to have to start over (but I'm going to use the same stats as we have been, so nothing will really change.)
Forge! I want to survive this journey.
The crossing was even more successful this time, the river was 1.4 FEET DEEP.
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FORGE ONWARD!!!
What, another river?
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This is hilariously easy, look at this:
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Our trek is getting easier by the minute.
Crossed with no problems.
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This is as easy as that Indian whore back at Independence. Time to hunt! Those Buffalo won't almost go extinct themselves!
But this tale is not without tragedy, for we passed by a gravesite today:
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Not in cruelty, not in wrath, the reaper came today, an angel visited this grey path, and took the group away. May God have mercy on their souls.
Ok, this particular update is going to end on the fort!
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What should we do here while I waste what little money remains on whiskey?
Looks good.....so far.
Find a native prostitute, bang, move onward to Oregon!
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