Create back stories for the classes - Games

They all have a small biography, but doesn't really tell that much. I want to see what people can come up with. I got one for the heavy. I mean, yeah, he's usually killing, eating sandviches and pow-ing people to death. But you have to look for deeper meaning of the things he does. What is heavy trying to tell us? In my opinion, heavy is really sad, lonesome person whose life hasn't always been as it now is. Sandvich brings heavy back his happy childhood, the time before his family was "neutralized" by KGB. So, saved and adopted by RED he owed them* his life. THEY made him a mindless mass-murderer. Sandvich reminds him about his family's little, happy house somewhere in beloved mother-russia. Classes that can't have a backstory: Civilian

-snip i'm dumb-

Heavy worked on a Russian restaurant during his 20-30's.

Sniper: Marty Feeb was a poor hunter, hungry without dough, 'til the day he saved a chunky elf from being eaten by a crow The elf rewarded Marty Feeb with a magic sack of corn, he gained strength and speed and shiny teeth and as the Huntsman was reborn

Medic was a doctor in WW2,his job was to do experiments on prisoners.

The Random: Quizno Jamenson was questioned a lot when he was young. He never did seem to make up his mind. As he grew up, he wondered what he should do as a living, so he hit the Random button. Thus here he is today, still a mystery to all that adhere the battlefield.

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;24081176]The Random: Quizno Jamenson was questioned a lot when he was young. He never did seem to make up his mind. As he grew up, he wondered what he should do as a living, so he hit the Random button. Thus here he is today, still a mystery to all that adhere the battlefield.[/QUOTE] It's not a person. It's a button.

[QUOTE=Kikka-2;24081240]It's not a person. It's a button.[/QUOTE] He is not simply a button. He is a mere mystery.

sniper was a dinosaur hunter

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;24081252]He is not simply a button. He is a mere mystery.[/QUOTE] No I'm pretty sure it's a button.

[QUOTE=Kikka-2;24081264]No I'm pretty sure it's a button.[/QUOTE] You should ask him yourself.

Demoman: Borned in Scottland with an African mom and a Scottish father. During his 9 years in the suburbs his father died from cancer. His mom took care of him for 10 years and she passed away from a car accident. Demoman decided to forget his sad moments and became drunk every night to lose his conscience. In his 25's he decided to join the Scottish army as a Demolition man. In his 35's (current time i guess) he moved to America to get a fresh start and forget about his dead parents.

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;24081277]You should ask him yourself.[/QUOTE] I can't because it's a button in a videogame.

[QUOTE=Kikka-2;24081321]I can't because it's a button in a videogame.[/QUOTE] Try harder.

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;24081324]Try harder.[/QUOTE] It's hard enough to ask buttons in real life about their life story. I mean, Edit just won't open up to me. EDIT: oh wait there it goes

[QUOTE=Kikka-2;24081335]It's hard enough to ask buttons in real life about their life story.[/QUOTE] I know, I had to exert a lot of effort just to learn Quizno's name.

Kikka, he's trolling you. Ignore him.

[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24081346]Kikka, he's trolling you. Ignore him.[/QUOTE] You obviously don't know what a troll is in comparison to two people leading on with a joke.

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;24081343]I know, I had to exert a lot of effort just to learn Quizno's name.[/QUOTE] You're crazy, buttons don't talk. They're not people. How long has this "Quizno" been talking to you?

[QUOTE=Kikka-2;24081363]You're crazy, buttons don't talk. They're not people. How long has this "Quizno" been talking to you?[/QUOTE] Oh, we've been good friends for a while, we met each other the day the game came out. Though he wouldn't talk to me for a while, one night I offered him the joint I was smoking and he started letting out his life story.

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;24081390]Oh, we've been good friends for a while, we met each other the day the game came out. Though he wouldn't talk to me for a while, one night I offered him the joint I was smoking and he started letting out his life story.[/QUOTE] A brand new concept for making friends from a videogame.

ok this is getting sadder than the tt2 campaign thread i'm gonna leave

Spy: *put name here* was living in France living a posh life, then he decided to play a lot of evil deeds on his friends for a joke. Then in his 30s joined the army as an undercover agent After being fired from his job for getting caught, he decided to move to America at the age of 35 to forget about his job. Then one day, he found a job listing for a group of 9, signed by a woman who only put "Helen", he saw there was an open spot for "Spy" and he got interested and took the job.

Heavy(put russian name here)was born in a poor familly,in a small village near St.Petersburg.He fought as a T-34 gunner in WW2.Even he was a good soldier,he hated the communism.After the war,he began to like the american culture(hound dog=50'music(elvis),football helmet=american football)One day,a strange guy came to him.He offered to Heavy a contract for a special team.In that moment Heavy's dream to go to US became true.

Then what about the Ushanka?

[QUOTE=Chekko;24081904]Then what about the Ushanka?[/QUOTE] Every person,needs to have something to reminds him about his home and culture. [editline]08:56AM[/editline]

Scout: As a young boy he was rising star in baseball until one day he couldn't hold his rage no more, after batting in the heads of his team upon losing a match, he was obviously dropped and no team would take him. Months pasted and his contempt grew and grew till one day a strange figure appeared at his door seeing his speed and skills with a bat as a gift he was offered to join a a group of mercenaries. He know graces the field of battle as cocky as ever and ready to beat the skull in of any chuckle head he meets making this his own personal ball game...

Pyro: [quote]Tony "Mumbles" Chek was a Gas Station Attendant in the 50's, until someone claiming to be one of his co workers, shot a pump causing a fiery explosion killing his girlfriend, and burning his face off, and rendering him insane. He survived, the only thing left of his wife was her purse. one day, October 10th, 1964, He was hired by the Mann company to be a fire-based mercenary, he hesitated, but when he realized the very man who blew up his workplace, killing most of his friends, he swore an oath that he would burn him if he so much as attempted to hurt anyone ever again. To this day, he sometimes pretends she is still alive, imitating her and claiming to be her at certain points.[/quote] There. That's better then the "Pyro is a robot/alien/transexual" stories right? Hell I might email that too valve later. Please let me know if you have anything to add, or if I made a mistake in my story. [editline]08:45AM[/editline] One more thing, Here's a tad bit of inspiration too the story: [img_thumb]http://www.freefrag.com/newitems/gasmanz.jpg[/img_thumb] When it is released, I will think back to my story. If you liked my story, rate me artistics.

^ That story made me sad.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;24082233]Pyro: There. That's better then the "Pyro is a robot/alien/transexual" stories right? Hell I might email that too valve later. Please let me know if you have anything to add, or if I made a mistake in my story. [editline]08:45AM[/editline] One more thing, Here's a tad bit of inspiration too the story: [img_thumb]http://www.freefrag.com/newitems/gasmanz.jpg[/img_thumb] When it is released, I will think back to my story. If you liked my story, rate me artistics.[/QUOTE] :golfclap: Brilliant. Simply brilliant. This could perfectly fit around the game story.