Class lines you would like to see - Games

As everybody knows, every class in TF2 has a fuckload of lines to say, pretty much all of them being incredibly hilarious, but here are some I would like to see: Scout: "C'mon, capture this point, I dare you, [I]I FREAKIN' DOUBLE DARE YA![/I]" (After blocking a capture) "This is a freakin' nightmare!" (With low health, seeing an Ubercharged nemy Heavy coming to his direction) Pyro: "Mmph... HHMMPHM!!" (Something like "HERE'S... JOHNNY!", when Ubercharged and using the axe) Heavy: "Little man can run but can't hide!" (After killing a cloaked Spy) "Little man steal little briefcase!" (On a CTF round, when an enemy picks up the intelligence) Enginer: "I'm not even sweating, partner!" (After killing an enemy with the pistol) Soldier: "I am surprised you maggot can even use a weapon!" (After killing an enemy with a crit rocket) Post some of the lines you think that Valve should put in TF2.

I'd like Jarate reactions Especially Heavy's when he has a wet sandvich

"someone is not doing their job"~ spy after sapping many buildings (five)

"In soviet russia, BACON eat YOU!", After a Heavy kills a pyro :v: It'd be perfect

anything other than what the engie says now it could even be "OMG SUPA COOL KILLA ROFL PWNAGE" the lines he has now are horrid

When an ubered Heavy comes I want the scout to say the big shaved bear line.

A louder and better "Thanks" from the engineer.

"Look, barely any pressure, and the stain comes right out!" - Scout, after removing Jarate effects "I wouldn't wanna endorse that crap!" - Scout, after destruction "My clothes! They are clean again!" - Heavy, after removing Jarate effects "Baby sniper cannot pee on me!" - See above

"I fucked your mom." - Spy to the Scout.

I would love if Valve made the spy say "FYI I am a Spy" after killing an enemy medic who's healing him.

"You guys are worse than rainbows. I'm already tearing up." - Scout, jeers

"...Wow. Really? You lot really [i]are[/i] terrible." Sniper, after solo capping a point.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;16187108]I would love if Valve made the spy say "FYI I am a Spy" after killing an enemy medic who's healing him.[/QUOTE] That would be fucking ace

"What's the matter? Dingo ate your razorback?" - Spy, after killing a sniper with a razorback

"The irony is palpable." Spy after killing Scout with Ambassador

"I've got you a little something, lardcheeks!" - Sniper upon Jarate'ing a Heavy. "Bugger!" - Sniper upon cart moving back if he is on the team with a cart. "You'll need more than a fancy watch to evade me!" - Sniper upon headshotting a cloaked spy. "Don't vorry; I'll only dissect you twice!" - Medic, in a pessemisitic and sarcastic tone, upon a domination. "Don't you zink I have other patients to see?" - Medic, in a sarcastic upon a domination. "Ohohoh, did that sting doctor?" - Spy upon the domination of a Medic. AND OF COURSE "Little toys cannot stop me!" - Heavy upon the destruction of two sentries of any level while ubercharged."

I want Heavy to make an "in soviet russia" joke, it would be great.

"Yeah, take that ya flamer!"- Scout after Pyro Domination.

Scout (or any class really) when dominating a heavy: "LOSE. SOME. WEIGHT!"

In my country kart push us

"[b]LEMONADE GOOD WITH SANDVICH[/b]" Fuck you Garry I want all caps don't resize me.

It'd be funny as hell when a round ends and humiliation starts all the losers start flipping the fuck out Scout - "Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod OHMYGOD!" Soldier - "Ohhhh... No..." Pyro - <Muffled Sobbing> Demoman - "Ohhh heres come da pain!" Heavy - "Accck no!" Engineer - "I dont deserve this!" Medic - "No, NOOO!" Sniper - "No! Please fer the luvva, Stop!" Spy - "Eediot! Get away from me!"

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16187075]"I fucked your mom." - Spy to the Scout.[/QUOTE] "I bonked your mother"

If the Scout got some Jarate quotes: "Hey, are you seriously throwin that crap at me!?" "What the hell's the matter with you!?" "I can't believe this! I mean, from [b]YOU[/b]!?" "Ah! Man, this was my favorite shirt, too." "I'm gonna make sure you taste EVERY bit you threw on me!"

"Sap this." Engineer dominating a Spy.

[QUOTE=OutOfExile;16186903]When an ubered Heavy comes I want the scout to say the big shaved bear line.[/QUOTE] This would be awesome, except instead of when an Übered heavy coming, make it when a heavy is dominating a scout.

Scout absolutely has to say, "Are you following me, camera guy?" after drinking a can of Bonk! .

"Oh, what was that? You were gonna beat me like a rented mule?" Spy upon getting revenge on an Engineer.

I think if you get a taunt kill, a special line should play after it, usually shock at what they did or soe kind of insult at being so stupid to get caught. Scout: "Heh, even lardfat could've gotten away from that one." Pyro: Something that remotely sounds like words. Heavy: "Hmmm, lettle gun kill lettle babies better than Sasha..." Sniper: "I didn't even need this bow to get yah!" Spy: "Third stroke's the charm."

More lines that relate to sandvich.