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[Witty and interesting banner (can someone make one by any chance)] Our Server: 88.195.211.70:27015 [highlight]NEWS:[/highlight] [img]http://img.imagedash.com/DuRV.png[/img] [highlight]______[U]RED[/U]_[U]TEAM[/U]_[U]OWNS[/U]______[U]THREAD[/U]_[U]INFO[/U]_[U]BELOW[/U]______[U]RED[/U]_[U]TEAM[/U]_[U]OWNS[/U]______[U]THREAD[/U]_[U]INFO[/U]_[U]BELOW[/U]______[U]RED[/U]_[U]TEAM[/U]_[U]OWNS[/U]______[U]THREAD[/U]_[U]INFO[/U]_[U]BE[/U][/highlight] [quote= Thread info]If you have any questions about the RED team, my contraptions or anything else about me, ask them here! Question that I will not answer, and why: - Is the Pyro a girl? She told me not to answer. - Who is your worst enemy? The answer is so obviously the BLU spy. - What is your real first name? I haven't got one, I was forced to give it up upon joining RED team. - Which team is The Announcer on? I can't answer that question under any circumstances. - How do you program your sentry? I get asked this so often I get fed up answering. I used Macrohard's D flat. Here's a promotional video that was released to display how swell I really am! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipYkuCZ2IYI Pretty neat, eh?[/media] And here is the photo of me that got taken on "Team Picture Day". (The Soldier wrote an article about it recently.) [img]http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/02/0227a240393e6d62f539ee7b306dd048b0830eeb_full.jpg[/img][/quote]

What's your favorite type of shit

How do we know you're not a Spy?

What's with the Goggles. What do you think of the RED Sniper? The Red Heavy? And why don't you build a mobile sentry.

When you take a shit do you worry about the safety of your sentry guns?

I would be worried about my sentry guns but it wouldn't distract me from my reading, speaking of which what is your favorite read while shit taking?

Spy sappin mah sentry.

[QUOTE=ubertaco;16085129]Spy sappin mah sentry.[/QUOTE] That isn't a question, nor shit related

Can you tell when a Spy is sapping your porn?

Have you ever taken a shit into a teleporter?

What happens if you put a teleporter exit on top of a teleporter entrance?

Where do you store all your pistol ammo?

Out of all the team members, who would you trust the most to watch your sentry while you got more scraps?

[QUOTE=Termy58;16085089]What's your favorite type of shit[/QUOTE] Unleaded

What do u think of the RED Spy And are u friends with the blue engineer?

[QUOTE=killz2much;16085110]How do we know you're not a Spy?[/QUOTE] Because we already caught the BLU spy, he was disguised as a pyro.

Are your sentry guns compensating for something?

[img]http://www.digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/633.jpg[/img] Yippie ki-yay, my illiterate friend.

[QUOTE=Termy58;16085135]That isn't a question, nor shit related[/QUOTE] Chill.

What if he had Dead Ringer?

Whats to stop some mean motherhuber from tearin up a structural superb contraption?

[QUOTE=Ehanced_AI;16085113]What's with the Goggles. What do you think of the RED Sniper? The Red Heavy? And why don't you build a mobile sentry.[/QUOTE] To protect my eyes, and to give me that "mysterious rogue" look. (I've also been told that it complements my complexion.) He's a little checked out upstairs, but he has awesome accent and a great sense of humour. (Throwing piss at people? GENIUS!) He can, thanks to my teachings now read and write rudimentary words. He's genuinely friendly to his colleagues and is "credit to team". I'm working on it, I've asked for one from the requisitions department, but they say it's not going to happen any time soon. [editline]04:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nori;16085119]When you take a shit do you worry about the safety of your sentry guns?[/QUOTE] I don't leave them to shit. Ever wonder what powers them?

Ever think of retiring?

[QUOTE=Termy58;16085127]I would be worried about my sentry guns but it wouldn't distract me from my reading, speaking of which what is your favorite read while shit taking?[/QUOTE] The Sentry Operations Manual I compiled myself. [editline]04:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=killz2much;16085138]Can you tell when a Spy is sapping your porn?[/QUOTE] Yes, it turns into Yaoi.

Have you ever taken a shit in a dispenser?

[QUOTE=Nori;16085156]Have you ever taken a shit into a teleporter?[/QUOTE] Yes, all the time. I plant teleporters beneath BLU teams bases and fire out the hole.

Where's your favorite place to take a nice steamy shit

[quote=red engineer;16085268]to protect my eyes, and to give me that "mysterious rogue" look. (i've also been told that it complements my complexion. He's a little checked out upstairs, but he has awesome accent and a great sense of humour. (throwing piss at people? Genius!) he can, thanks to my teachings now read and write rudimentary words. He's genuinely friendly to his colleagues and is "credit to team". I'm working on it, i've asked for one from the requisitions department, but they say it's not going to happen any time soon.[/quote] [quote]but he has awesome accent and a great sense of humour[/quote] [quote]great sense of humour[/quote] [quote]humour[/quote] boys we gotta spah!!!

Are you actually a teenage, geeky, sun-fearing boy hiding behind the facade of a video game character from a popular PC game?

[QUOTE=FlibbleDibble;16085181]What happens if you put a teleporter exit on top of a teleporter entrance?[/QUOTE] The teleporter exit dissapears. It usually turns up several months later in a lead box, in the form of a cat (with that RED glowy shit seeping out of it (no one knows what that stuff is)).