Fit for a King - TF2 Blog Post - Games

[release] [img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/drg_blog.jpg[/img] When WETA Workshop first approached us with the idea of partnering some of their IP with ours, we couldn't believe our luck. These were the guys who made In The Name of the King, after all, and since that movie stars Burt Reynolds, there was a pretty good chance they'd introduce us to him. Eager to raise that chance to 100%, we sent them over a contract demanding they produce Burt Reynolds at any partnership meetings. Their lawyers told us they'd actually made some different movies about kings: Return of the King and King Kong, neither of which feature Burt Reynolds in even a minor role. We got less excited, then briefly more excited again when we remembered that King Kong stars Tony Danza, then into a tailspin of depression when we realized we were thinking of Going Ape. Luckily Greg Broadmore, WETA Workshop's mastermind behind Dr. Grordbort's Infallible Aether Oscillators, sent us over a bunch of concept art for cool-looking space guns, which cheered us up immediately. We asked if he could redraw the art so Burt Reynolds and Tony Danza were having a gunfight in space over who would be our best friend. He said sure. Then he never did. But just because Greg Broadmore is a liar, that doesn't mean he didn't invent some nifty-looking guns. Find out more about them here, and read a comic we wrote about the items here. Or you can skip all that and go watch Smokey and the Bandit II here.[/release] [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5887[/url] [url=http://www.teamfortress.com/grordborts/comic/]New Comic[/url]

Wow nice job copy pasting that fast enough.

>Soldier holding it >Not Engie

Soldier mutton and moustache? [B]YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES[/B]

Fucking soldier. No, the engi needs a laser gun.

More soldier stuff?

"Visit the booth at Comic-Con 2011 for a promo code"! Oh fuck there goes my chances of getting those sweet mutton chops.

Horseshit. Comic-Con. I AM NOT AMERICAN, VALVE.

You've gotta be kidding me

[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/grordborts/[/url]

Dangit, i was gonna post this, but..*sniff*

And there goes all the hype

9:05 PM - xpod1: muttonchops 9:05 PM - xpod1: i see a sfari hat raygun blaster muttonchops 9:05 PM - xpod1: and a pipe 9:05 PM - xpod1: fuck you 9:05 PM - xpod1: this is amazing that ray gun i demand it be mine

O FUCK [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/grordborts/[/url]

More soldier items? :suicide:

NO MORE SOLDIER WEAPONS NO PLEASE NO

ITS A FUCKING PROMO?! FUCK

Oh my fucking god yes

[h2]WHYYYYYY[/h2]

SOLDIER ITEMS! ARGHHHHHHHH! [b]ALL OF MY RAGE!!![/b]

What is this? Guns with infinite ammo?

This, I did not expect.

Laser gun: 100 times less bullets, 50 times more PEW PEW!

Still no engineer weapons, in fact, it's a new gun that disables buildings. HECK NO

The weapons seem so op.

EVERYONE SCAN FOR HIDDEN LINKS

That shotgun is amazingly overpowered I'm literally amazed at how broken it is. "Less damage to buildings but DESTROYS EVERY ENEMY NO CHANCE"

completely unfitting weapons, here we go!

[img]http://www.imgjoe.com/x/op.png[/img] That isn't OP at all

So basically they are over-powered weapons, right? I mean, infinite ammo? Piercing bullets? Yes, yes they are