• Epic Newfaggotry moments- Post yours!
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We all know tf2 is complicated to get into as your first fps, post your funny stories! Mine, was in one of my first games, I went engy. I built a sentry in our basement on 2fort, but quickly ran out of building metal. I thought I was doing it wrong, so I right clicked my game, and hit view manual. The lols. I thought I had to hit it in certain spots to build it or else it wouldn't upgrade, and then one some guy came along, I said "you are good at building sentries!" He was just like "the hell..." I didn't know about metal. I also didn't want to get banned for hacking for picking up weapons for ammo. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - Greeman))[/highlight]
I made a thread about it.
"Epic Newfaggotry" wow thats bad and you should feel bad
I don't [i]think[/i] I've had any "newfag" moments, though on a LAN party full of people who've never played TF2... ...the majority of them did not suck and two were really good. (they were Sniper and Pyro.)
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;20519567]I also didn't want to get banned for hacking for picking up weapons for ammo.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/0facepalm.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Akasori;20519991][img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/0facepalm.png[/img][/QUOTE] That's part of the point of, you know Newfaggotry. He didn't know it, but logic should tell him but whatever.
I felt like a noob when I found out what afk stood for. I found it out when I was playing on 2fort as pyro (get that). I was "guarding" the intel and looking at achievements at the same time. Someone snuck in, and grabbed the intel while I wasn't paying attention. The people thought I was afk, when really I just wasn't paying attention.
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;20519567]We all know tf2 is complicated to get into as your first fps, [/QUOTE] A post your thread about tf2 with "epic newfaggotry" in the title and you say it's your first fps? You're not a "newfag" you're 12. ps, anyone else they the term "epic newfag" is contradictory? That's like saying someone's illiteret.
The first time I played spy I spent the whole game trying to figure out why I couldn't attack while cloaked [editline]04:59PM[/editline] when I found out I felt extremely stupid
Free weekenders ask how do i change class
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;20520208]Free weekenders ask how do i change class[/QUOTE] That's because typing it is quicker than looking it up in the controls menu.
I really don't think those 2 words mix well at all. Your not epic as a "newfag" so to say, you just see simple things say like your first deflect kill and claim your "uber l33t" from something a good player dose often. Sorry to break it to you sport. Really not worth a thread. But saying that a lot of the stuff on here really doesn't.
incoming /b/hate shit storm
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;20519567]We all know tf2 is complicated to get into as your first fps[/QUOTE] lol
watch more "How to play X" videos on youtube. also lurk more.
It took me ages to find out about the pyro airblast
I really hate the word newfag.. it needs to stay on 4chan. It's gonna end up in a dictionary soon.
[QUOTE=SolidusBlack;20521015]I really hate the word newfag.. it needs to stay on 4chan. It's gonna end up in a dictionary soon.[/QUOTE] This. This this this... [B]This.[/B]
it's not even a new word, its just the most common usage of a phrase. newfag oldfag [hometown]fag [hobby]fag [any real personal trait]fag
My noob moment was when I first got the Kritzkreig. ( I only started playing after the Scout update, so I first got all the unlocks before actually playing. ) I kept wondering why I was always dying even though I was ubered. Then some guy told me to switch to the default Medi-Gun, and then I learned why. Unlocks aren't upgrades, just alternatives.
I didn't know spies took someone's name and someone was saying I was a spy and I'm like "No! I'm not a spy!" :buddy:
I tried to get headshots as every class. Soldier: Shoots person in face Me: wtf why didn't your head go off? It should have atleast done extra damage.
When I was Medic for the first time, I tried to block bullets for my patient. I thought that's what you were supposed to do. Also, somewhat recently, when the update that allowed Spies to take enemy teleporters came, I felt stupid because I thought that they could take them the whole freaking time.
First time I launched TF2, it said I needed a computer.
I was playing goldrush against some noobs the other day. After steamrolling them on the first two stages one of them finally said "Why is there a cart?" and it suddenly made sense. They started playing better after I explained how payload worked. You'd think those videos explaining how the gamemodes work would help.
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;20520057]I felt like a noob when I found out what afk stood for. I found it out when I was playing on 2fort as pyro (get that). I was "guarding" the intel and looking at achievements at the same time. Someone snuck in, and grabbed the intel while I wasn't paying attention. The people thought I was afk, when really I just wasn't paying attention.[/QUOTE] I found out what AFK was when I would watch my crazy ass family play games. [quote]Yeah, he's just AFK Whut Away From Keyboard[/quote] Suddenly holes in sides of faces and teamkilling.
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