You ain't never getting that - Stupid trade requests and other trading silliness - Games

[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35476992/Best_trade_ever.png[/IMG] [QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;31756760][QUOTE=Bazkip;31756198]Oh god let's not even get started on stupid trades. I've spent more time on TF2TP reporting unfair trades than I do actually trading stuff on that site. That could fill it's own damn thread... Maybe I should make a thread about that.[/QUOTE]Do it[/QUOTE] And so here we are :v: As long as there has been trading there have been overly optimistic people or idiots who are horribly misinformed on the value of things. We've also got people who are just plain incoherent [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35476992/became_nametag.jpg[/IMG] And of course all the stingy people over at TF2TP [url]http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=2747019[/url] [url]http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=2747191[/url] [url]http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=2747211[/url] [url]http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=2747181[/url] So post screenshots or quotes of stupid people you've seen on trade servers (or maybe just normal servers), or links to stupid trades on TF2TP. Let us laugh at the people who will never get what they want [B]NOTE: Try to keep posts about your awesome trades to a minimal, unless there is a funny story to go with it[/B]

Traded my Tomislav for a Team Captain once.

I got the Summer Jaw for a Liberty Launcher once

[QUOTE=Bazkip;31792251]Additionally, should amazing trades you've made with people who don't know the value of things belong in this thread, or do we just want to keep it to people who are asking extraordinary amounts for their worthless crap? [/QUOTE] Not this again...

[QUOTE=Jessecar96;31792341]Not this again...[/QUOTE] That's why I asked if you guys wanted it or not :v: [editline]Durr[/editline] Though it seems to have been a bad idea to even bring it up, edited OP to hopefully discourage it.

Earlier this summer, someone messaged me asking to trade them a hat for a few crates. I haven't been able to play the game since November. They were asking for my Community Wiki Cap. Probably a troll offer, but it made me go "wat :v:"

How can I became name tag?

I almost managed to get Railworks 2 + all dlc for a mere Batter's Helmet. Unfortunately the guy chickened out though. [sp]He was a scammer, saying he'd give any game for hats.[/sp]

I once got a Vintage Foster's Facade and a Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf for 2 Paints (Olive and Business pants). I traded the same guy the Vintage Facade (Painted Pink) For a Normal Facade + Hound Dog. Not the most amazing trade ever, but in the end, I won.

Oh yeah, I remember now. Before I upgraded my unusual hat to sunbeams, this shit actually happened: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/unusualmerrywether-1.jpg[/IMG] Actually happened. Over the microphone. IN A NON TRADING DUSTBOWL SERVER. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/PLS.jpg[/IMG] Although this was last year and most people gave up asking me.

Guys, hasn't Source OP taught you all anything? Avoid posting your amazing deals on FP. There are just too many indiscreet eyes here ON another note, I decided to trade my unusual for another unusual or for buds. Today I received a trade request, and this guy puts one buds in the box. "for spartan?"

I saw a guy who was trading ANY game for earbuds on a trading server, I sent a request to see if he was serious, and this happened :v: [quote] ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: yo Sammun (selling mutton chops): hi there ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Sup ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: brah ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: lol ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: :D Sammun (selling mutton chops): tell me ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 20 games? Sammun (selling mutton chops): how is this? we use a middleman? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: This is what I did to get my max head ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 1: im very trustful ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 2: i never scam anybody ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 3: i always keep my promises ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 4: people love me when i dont scam (which i dont) ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 5: i add u ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: So i add u and u give me buds you'll get the games right away Sammun (selling mutton chops): wait ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Also wtf is on ur pic? Sammun (selling mutton chops): how many games i can pick? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: As many as u want Sammun (selling mutton chops): is a drawing of ash williams ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: As many games as u want Sammun (selling mutton chops): even something of 60 dollars? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Yup Sammun (selling mutton chops): gimmie a sec ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: ok :) Sammun (selling mutton chops): lmao ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: La la la! Sammun (selling mutton chops): totally not a scammu ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: I did that to fix my words Sammun (selling mutton chops): dood Sammun (selling mutton chops): y u giv 60 dorrars gaym ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: What? :ooo ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Because im rich and i wanna make people happy Sammun (selling mutton chops): when most of the people only givs 20 dorrars gaym? Sammun (selling mutton chops): seriously ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Yeah Sammun (selling mutton chops): y u also hav ur profile ste on rpivate? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: thats why people like me ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: yes cuz someone stole my old old SUPER old steam name and i miss it ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: i dont want that prick coming back and stealing this 1 Sammun (selling mutton chops): u sound legit Sammun (selling mutton chops): no ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: ?? Sammun (selling mutton chops): lets sue a middlman ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: nooo ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: plz Sammun (selling mutton chops): y no? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: middlemans scare me Sammun (selling mutton chops): middlemans are cool ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: D: ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: plzzzz Sammun (selling mutton chops): SEE? Sammun (selling mutton chops): scammur ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: no Sammun (selling mutton chops): YES YES ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: fine lets get a fucking iddleman >.< ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Middle* ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Make sure you trust me ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 1 sec let me see if my friend is online Sammun (selling mutton chops): y it haz to be yer friend? Sammun (selling mutton chops): y it can't be one of mah friends? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Because i trust me ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: him ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Damnit 1 sec Sammun (selling mutton chops): and ym friend also trusts me Sammun (selling mutton chops): seriously ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: ok got 1 Sammun (selling mutton chops): you're not going tos cam anyone like that ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: i got 1 ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Let me contact him ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: ok ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: 1 sec ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Sammun? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Sammun? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Hello? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: I already got a middleman Sammun (selling mutton chops): i'm reporting you, don't be surprised if your account gets dissabled, one of my firneds works at steam support ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: what ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: Why are you reporting me? ʃ(ImThatNinja)e־ʲʷᵗdt: wtf did i do? Sammun (selling mutton chops): BECUZ U RE A OBVIOUS SCAMMER [/quote]

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;31792488]Guys, hasn't Source OP taught you all anything? Avoid posting your amazing deals on FP. There are just too many indiscreet eyes here[/QUOTE] Oh, then I guess there's my answer. [QUOTE=MrCasual;31792484]Oh yeah, I remember now. Before I upgraded my unusual hat to sunbeams, this shit actually happened: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/unusualmerrywether-1.jpg[/IMG] Actually happened. Over the microphone. IN A NON TRADING DUSTBOWL SERVER. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/PLS.jpg[/IMG] Although this was last year and most people gave up asking me.[/QUOTE] Oh god yeah, I've gotten so many stupid offers on my unusual. Worst was a Strange Knife and 7 weapons :v:

Got a Beams Veil for 8 hats once. Was good.

time to gloat on what we got for a cheap price

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541776341436901227/D26D04A44B5EC9307872DB99312F452C398EA8AF/[/img] this was like, 3 days after the quakecon hats became tradeable. guy saw me in one of my unusuals and did instantly traded me, there on the server. also got a vintage stockbroker's scarf for a kunai once. I thought it was pretty funny.

Night of the Saxxy update, someone traded me, put in a nonvintage Sola Topi, and said "4 the saxxy" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4[/media] A week ago someone tried to trade me like 3 nonvintage hats and some reclaimed metal for it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M[/media] Multiple reaction videos are entirely necessary.

[code]Friday, July 22, 2011 2:50 AM - eng: buying heavy logo unusual hat for engineer Peace logo unusual hat 2:50 AM - eng: deal? 2:51 AM - Chainsaw_bunny: uuuh 2:51 AM - Chainsaw_bunny: I don't have any heavy logo unusuals 2:51 AM - eng: what? 2:51 AM - eng: No unusual hats available for purchase? 2:51 AM - Chainsaw_bunny: yeah eng is now Offline.[/code] I don't get what this guy's deal was. He must have been just been adding and messaging random people to find what he was looking for, because I certainly didn't have what he wanted.

Me: Here, I'll give you about 2 weapons for your vintage sandman, it's the only sandman you got anyway and I need one to bat some balls. Guy: nah i want keys or hats or milkman for it Me: What? Sorry man, but it's just a sandman, a weapon, it's not worth those... Guy: but IT'S VINTAGE! Me: So? Vintage weapons go about 2 weapons each... Guy: ITS VINTAGE! ITS SUPER RARE

if you dont have unusual your pretty much noob. one guy offered me 3 shit unusuals for my good one, hahahah stupid :)

I managed to get 3 G. angers with 3 liberty launchers hoho! liberty launcher is da shit.

I don't own an unusual because most combos are dumb.

[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;31792846]if you dont have unusual your pretty much noob. one guy offered me 3 shit unusuals for my good one, hahahah stupid :)[/QUOTE] Can't tell if trolling or serious. I've never had an unusual hat, nor do I want one.

[QUOTE=ughnotagain;31792854]I managed to get 3 G. angers with 3 liberty launchers hoho! liberty launcher is da shit.[/QUOTE] scam nerd

[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;31792846]if you dont have unusual your pretty much noob.[/QUOTE] Nice sentence bro.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;31793015]Nice sentence bro.[/QUOTE] hahaha shut up nerd :)

inb4 raid

[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;31793061]hahaha shut up nerd :)[/QUOTE] Stop while you're ahead. You're making a nuisance of yourself.

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this is not your thread for awesome trades, keep those out please. this is the thread for stupid and random trade requests.