Compilation of Bastards
[b]My name is Lt. Worf and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight gamers. Eight idlin' gamers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the non-halo-holding discrimination goin' on. Well, we'll be puttin' an end to that. We're gonna be dropped into pub servers, dressed as civilians. And once we're in them servers, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' non-halo-descriminatin' medics.
Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Badlands Spires, cross five control points, fight my way through half of 2fort and jump out of a f*ckin' spawn room to teach the Medics lessons in humanity. Medic ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Idler-hatin', mass no-healin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a b*tch we find wearin' a halo, and not playing like a team, they're gonna die.
Now, I'm the direct descendant of the warrior man Worf. That means I got a little klingon in me. And our battle plan will be that of an klingon attack. We will be cruel to the German medics, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured ragdolls of their teammates we leave behind us. And the Medic won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our miniguns, and the edge of our butterfly knives. And the Medic will be sickened by us, and the Medic will talk about us, and the Medic will fear us. And when the Medic closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Medic scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Medic scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Medics. Or you will die tryin'.[/b]
[b](worf66@http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=960902)[/b]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/inglorious1.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/inglorious2.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/inglorious3.png[/img]
[b](GoldenGnome@http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=801244&highlight=Inglorious+Bastards)[/b]
Pretty good.
Pretty cool lighting effect.
Make more pleash
I'm a little lost here.
Killing Medics healing Halos?
Sure. Fine.
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;17171087]Pretty cool lighting effect.
Make more pleash[/QUOTE]
see bottom of posts ask Golden for moar not my poor moral self
why do you hate my people
medics that is
[QUOTE=xpod1;17171189]I'm a little lost here.
Killing Medics healing Halos?
Sure. Fine.[/QUOTE]
Medics who don't heal you if you don't have a halo.
F*ck m* I me*n t*at w*s s*ch a g**d co*ic.
You don't have to censor yourself
I like it, I hope he continues.
[QUOTE=elitestrider;17171322]You don't have to sensor yourself[/QUOTE]
:fuckyou:
It was the author's original title.Just for legitimacy i wanted to give him the according,original title
Great posing. That was an epic parody too.
I'm in
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[b]Now What are you gonna do with that halo when you get home?[/b]
[b]Burn it[/b]
[b]Now thats what we thought you'd say so where gonna give you a little something you can't take off[/b]
[b]'You know something Utivich, I think this just might be my masterpiece.'[/b]
The Heavy in the second picture looks like he's spacing out.
[editline]04:56AM[/editline]
Looking at how massive the soldier's medals are.
I don't like this thread.
Wow, this is awesome! I love the image quality, how much did you photoshop them?
You today:
[QUOTE=Dr. Disciple;17171018]That's why any and every every son of a b*tch we find wearin' a halo, and not playing like a team, they're gonna die.[/QUOTE]
You 4 days ago: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=804760[/url]
[QUOTE=Dr. Disciple;17171018]-Be happy
[B]-Ban those deemed ‘Cheaters[/B]
-Allow the problem to accumulate despite you being entitled to morality
-Initiate Troll Status by merely wearing the halo, despite waking up at 6 am and having no apparent idea on what has occurred.
-Define the reality of the current event in a short list, that is as ridiculous as the situation itself.
-Define legal statements and/or claims regarding the actions taken by the developers in order to justify the fact that your just
-Get into logical debates and arguments because, this is as political as it gets on the internets. See above action ,to-do.
-If all else fails: Keep playing
-If ‘keep playing’ fails: Wait accordingly until Valve releases yet another update. Despite you knowing the same instance that has occurred shall occur again.
-Actually enjoy the game, for the mere fact that it is a game. [/QUOTE]
You should have used the non-fucked up medal model
No thanks, gmod poses with crappy lighting.
yes
Yeah I hate those f*cking b*stards.
So you are the Worf the idling apache?
Oh also, apparently some guys decided to go in some servers and kill every halo wearer they saw. Instead they got their asses handed to them and ended up ragequitting.
[QUOTE=Mexican;17171275]Medics who don't heal you if you don't have a halo.[/QUOTE]
Ey ey eyeyeyey... It's also the other way around, Medics that don't have Halos won't heal people that have Halos. ( Happened to me before )
This whole faggotry and rage about the halos is driving me crazy. Fucking kids.
Well, whatever floats your godforsaken situation-worsening boat.
Oh please, keep this running this is amazing.
One thing, The Bonk Jew should be carrying the Sandman
[QUOTE=Skrill;17180976]You today:
You 4 days ago: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=804760[/url][/QUOTE]
Its called sarcasm, which is why I made one for both the Idler and the Anti Idlers just to demonstrate the ridiculousness of the situation.
I thought you people were smarter than this but I apparently have to tell you that both works are not mine
Merely a compilation of awesome hence the word Compilation of Bastards.
The thread was merely a dedication to everything bastard and a fun reaction towards the events that have been occurring in the TF2 Community. I either encourage you send a flurry of post towards both original authors for them to make more or make bastardly stuff yourself.
I'd make something myself do to the fact that I've seen the movie however I'd have to go by memory and sonic says 'that's no good'
Is this a HUGE inglorious basterds reference?
If so, :razz::hf::fuckyou:
You didn't have to add the * in the title..
You can cuss as much as you want on FP, so long as it isn't flaming
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