The Hats Megathread V7 - Misc items that were originally hats were fake facial hair!

[Keychain]

[img]http://keychain.obsidianconflict.net/Other%20Crap/hatmegathreadv7.png[/img]
[I]Started by [U][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=866779]IRN Zombie[/url][/U], continued on by [U][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=911651]Keychain[/url][/U].[/I]

[url]http://www.tf2items.com/[/url]
[url]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net[/url]

People who belong in this thread:

[B]1.[/B] [U]The Rich and English[/U]
[B]2.[/B] [U]The Poor and Irish[/U]
[B]3.[/B] [U]Everything in between[/U]

Here, we talk about how much we love hats. I mean really, who doesn't? I'll tell you who doesn't.. people who are jealous! Jealous of our endless hatstacks that tear holes through the skies. So that one day, the Hat Gods will bless us with their magnificentness.

[quote]Hats are items of equipment with their own 'head' section in the loadout screen. They have no direct effect on gameplay and are for cosmetic purposes only. Hats are unlocked at random during in-game playtime. Every 15,430 seconds (4 hours, 17 minutes, and 10 seconds) you have a 3.5714% chance of receiving a hat. Codewise, every 4 hours, 17 minutes and 10 seconds, the game rolls a virtual 84 sided die. If the number on that virtual die is a 1, 2 or 3, you will receive a hat.[/quote]

[B]TRADING HAS NOT COME OUT YET. IF AT ANY TIME YOU SEE PEOPLE MAKING TRADES/OFFERING HATS FOR TRADES, ITS JUST AN OFFER. THEY ARE SETTING UP TRADES FOR WHEN VALVE/THE STEAM TEAM DECIDE TO IMPLEMENT IT. [/B]

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/15hzgxi.png[/img]

[B][U]
My Hats:[/U][/B]
[url]http://www.tf2items.com/id/iKey[/url]
[img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/bonk_helmet.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/soldier_samurai.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/fireman_helmet.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/heavy_stocking_cap.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/demo_afro.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/medic_helmet.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/weldingmask.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pith_helmet.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/sniper_fishinghat.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/derby_hat.png[/img]

[U][B]My Wish List:[/B][/U]
[img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/batter_helmet.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/top_hat.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/medic_mask.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/hounddog.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/hallmark.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/beanie.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_monocle.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/spy_beret.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/medic_gatsby.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/heavy_bandana.png[/img]

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/15hzgxi.png[/img]

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/11028327/tableofhat.png[/img]

We think Valve should:

[quote]1. Make hatless hats a default item. See this for more info.
2. Add a hatless Soldier.
3. Add Daimao's Sola Topi fix.
4. Make it so that you can craft a Bonk Helm into a Batter's Helm and 2 bonk drinks, and other various crafts.
5. Make the Whiskered Gentleman brighter so its more noticeable on the Pyro's dark mask.
6. Use Shugo's backpack icons.
7. Make Spy's hats visible to teammates even when he's wearing his disguise masks.
8. Make the propeller on Pyro's beanie rotate.
9. Add jigglebones to the Tough Guy's Toque.
10. Give the Scotsman's Stove Pipe a team-colored stripe. [/quote]

Welcome! Feel free to prepare trades, despite trading being the Episode 3 of TF2.

[xpod1]

Goddamnit doesn't anyone want a Ten Gallon anymore

[Alapage]

I have this odd craving for a Stainless Pot

[yellowoboe]

At least you didn't jump the gun this time.

[shounic]

[QUOTE=xpod1;23345213]Goddamnit doesn't anyone want a Ten Gallon anymore[/QUOTE]

trade it for a camera beard? :smug:

[iRunner]

[B]My stuff[/B]:

[img]http://items.bfused.com/img/batter_helmet.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/newsboy_cap.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/bonk_helmet.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/beanie.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/soldier_viking.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/soldier_pot.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/pyro_chicken.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/hallmark.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/hallmark.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/demo_scott.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/heavy_stocking_cap.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/heavy_ushanka.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/engineer_train_hat.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/engineer_nohat.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/medic_tyrolean.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/jarate_headband.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/straw_hat.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/derby_hat.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/spy_beret.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/all_domination.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/hat_first_nr.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/hat_third_nr.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/id_badge_bronze.png[/img][img]http://items.bfused.com/img/earbuds.png[/img]

:toot:

Vote gaybows if you are jealous :v:

[BackflipHatchet]

Fuck yeah I feel great, after playing TF2 since release date I finally got my first hat (besides gibus and Bill's hat and whatnot), a Heavy Duty Rag.

[Spookly]

[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8830/pyropyrolean.png[/img] + [img]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/9499/spyhat.png[/img] = [img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_chicken.png[/img]

Did I get ripped off? I figured with spy (My most played class) the rare times that I'm not disguised I want people to see my towering pillar of hats.

I need more boxes to put my rubber glove in

[Alapage]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;23345493][IMG]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8830/pyropyrolean.png[/IMG] + [IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/9499/spyhat.png[/IMG] = [IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_chicken.png[/IMG]

Did I get ripped off? I figured with spy (My most played class) the rare times that I'm not disguised I want people to see my towering pillar of hats.[/QUOTE]

In terms of rarity I think it was a mistake to craft your Merryweather, but if you enjoy the Respectless Rubber Glove then power to you

[Bosco]

Always make other feel poor and irish, huh iRunner.

[sp]That's still a nice collection of hats though.[/sp]

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;23345493]Did I get ripped off?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

[Eila]

Wow, you work pretty fast.

[Spookly]

[QUOTE=Alapage;23345516]In terms of rarity I think it was a mistake to craft your Merryweather, but if you enjoy the Respectless Rubber Glove then power to you[/QUOTE]

I very, very rarely play pyro.

[redonkulous]

I never thought I would see the day, but I have managed to evade hat getting for so long, that I actually just made a welders mask out of all my fucking dupes. I got a baseball cap and a football helmet within two days of each other at the start of the drop system, nothing since then. I would trade everything for a vintage tyrolene, or ze goggles.

[Spookly]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;23345539]Yes.[/QUOTE]

I assumed so. The vintage was like my third hat, and I was far too tempted to craft it with the fedora just to see what would happen.

[Keychain]

Valve needs to add hats onto disguised Spies, for the teammates to see of course.

[Inspecter]

Great another hats topic. Well here are my hats [url]http://www.tf2items.com/id/76561198006889331[/url]

[Spookly]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23345640]Valve needs to add hats onto disguised Spies, for the teammates to see of course.[/QUOTE]

This

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I would give anything for the magistrates mullet or the hotrod.

[xpod1]

Stop having everything and give me the Bonnet

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23345640]Valve needs to add hats onto disguised Spies[/QUOTE]
Yes.

[MisterVantes]

Yeah a new one.
My hats:
[URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Hat12.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Hat11.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Hat2.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Hat3.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Misc.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Misc1.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want.png[/IMG][/URL]

Want:
[URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want1.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want2.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want3.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want4.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want5.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want6.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want7.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want8.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want9.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want10.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want111.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want12.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want13.png[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://filesmelt.com/"][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Want14.png[/IMG][/URL]

[CommunistCookie]

Is everybody an idler or something? I've been playing for almost two years now and the only (non event) "hat" I've gotten is the Camera Beard.

[Keychain]

Here are a few things I think Valve should really do involving hats and items:

1. Make hatless hats a default item. See [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=882538]this[/url] for more info.
2. Make it so that you can craft a Bonk Helm into a Batter's Helm and 2 bonk drinks, and [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=938375]other various crafts.[/url]
3. Make the Whiskered Gentleman brighter so its more noticeable on the Pyro's dark mask.
4. Add a hatless Soldier.
5. Add Daimao's Sola Topi fix. (PLEASE)
6. USE SHUGO'S BACKPACK ICONS.

[Murdoco]

Hatless soldier would be badass. I've seen it glitched a couple times and it just looks cool.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23345937]5. Add Daimao's Sola Topi fix. (PLEASE)
6. USE SHUGO'S BACKPACK ICONS.[/QUOTE]

Ahahahahaha

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;23345664]I would give anything for the magistrates mullet[/QUOTE]

Dear god I hope trading comes soon I didn't realize so many people want this thing.

[TABULARASA]

[QUOTE=Alapage;23345318]I have this odd craving for a Stainless Pot[/QUOTE]

I got one, if you want it.

[MisterVantes]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;23345963]Hatless soldier would be badass. I've seen it glitched a couple times and it just looks cool.[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Bro_five.png[/IMG][/URL] :hf:[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Facepunch_Avater.png[/IMG][/URL]

Hey its badass.

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;23345963]Hatless soldier would be badass. I've seen it glitched a couple times and it just looks cool.[/QUOTE]
I agree.

[Sift]

I really want that helmet for the pyro. I'm mainly questing for medic/heavy stuff but I really wouldn't mind it, hat of choice for him.