Valve is at its best again, the [url=http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/]HALLOWEEN UPDATE![/url].
[quote]Drop And Give Me Terror!
posted by Shawn @ 07:29PM on October 29, 2009
At ease, you wastes of skin. The Powers That Be have commanded me to write another short missive—I'm told it will be broadcast on some manner of punch-card tube machine and read by the thin, stupid youth of today, who evidently ignored my past instructions to stop wasting their lives and do more push-ups.
When I inquired what this missive should contain, I was instructed only that it had something to do with an upcoming pagan moon worship festival, and that it should be "terrifying". Evidently, the youth of today enjoy being scared. Why? Because you don't know what real fear is. Get out a pen and write this in your poem books: I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America. The next time you visit your grandfather, take out your ipoot headbuds, pull up your goddamn pants, and ask him what a war is. If you're not standing in a puddle of your own Jarate by the time he's finished talking, you should ask him to start over, because you weren't paying attention.
So listen up! An update will arrive later today. There will be ghosts! There will be exploding pumpkins! You will receive achievements and candy prizes! And by God you will be frightened by it or I will give you something to be frightened about!
Click this link to read more about The Terrifying Team Fortress Haunted Hallowe'en Special!
The Soldier[/quote]
New content:
[list]5 new achievements,[/list]
[list]New community map Harvest,[/list]
[list]New unlockable Halloween oriented hats.
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GET YOUR FUCKING HAT HERE:
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/actions/TFGibusSignup/[/url]
ANOTHER HIDDEN PAGE:
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/the_last_will_and_testament_of_Zepheniah_Mann/[/url]
Credit goes to Max Of S2D for finding this.
Better and better:
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/family_portrait/[/url]
cool
So they DID read my email.
HOLY SHIT!
caps
Awesome.
:gizz:
The pumpkins are gonna be fun on a bun. Also the ghost sounds pretty cool.
Is there a small chance we get trading/crafting? I hope so, but I guess that won't happen. But still cool little thing they are doing. Might be fun.
OH FUCK YEAH I CAN PARTICIPATE! Cuz i'm gonna be at my cousin's on halloween itself.
Sounds very fun indeed, will be cool to see where they take this!
A bunch of hats and an extra map? This sounds like something the community could have shat out...
Extra achievements though? :D
ipoot headbuds
Posted by The Soldier
HINT!!!!
[QUOTE=Soldier]If you're not standing in a puddle of your own Jarate[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' lold.
Anyone else noticed how it ended with "this ma" And now
Enjoy the update… if you dare! [sound of reading the name on a tombstone, and oh my god it’s YOURS]
also can we get an exact time?
[editline]06:45PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Vaught;18081012]Machinima with TF2 and the video above? :3:[/QUOTE]
When the map's out i might tour it with that song(Instrumental ver) Playing.
Ghastly Gibus Grab.
Oh yes.
Holy shit!
Maybe.. maybe I won't be hatless after this :ohdear:
[QUOTE=ZomBuster;18081101]Maybe.. maybe I won't be hatless after this :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
1 x Agree
Updated OP with some raw info.
I sha'nt be poor and irish after this is out!
Are the new hats drops too? Because I'll be pretty damn pissed if I miss out on the hats cos of my severe lack of skill.
Haunt players? You mean we can play as the ghost?
Oh TF2, when did you become fun again? :3:
No wait, I read it wrong. Oh well, still good.
Fuck, now I gotta choose between L4D2 and TF2.
Awesome!
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