My fellow microphone spammers, I call you here today not to take time away from your busy lives, but to offer you all a chance. Not many times does one get called upon for this great service. This is one of those times. I call you here today, my fellow microphone spammers, to join me, and for good, triumph the douchebags of the world. Together, we will fight against the douche society, and overcome them. We will fight with all of our might, because no experience in the world could ever prepare one for this great task. So, I will certainly hold nothing against you if you choose to disregard this message. Or, you could stay and fight. You could become a hero. And, I promise you not the history books nor immortal popularity, but a chance to fight for all that is good. A chance. And, I promise all of you ney-sayers now, that leaving now is the worst mistake one could ever make. We have a serious challenge to face, and not without the help of eachother, can we overcome the shitheads that continue to plague the servers of Counter-Strike, TF2, and all of the other Valve games. So, I ask you, do you want to become a hero? Do you want to fight for what is good? Do you want to become a hero?
I cannot assure you all survival in the servers. But, I will assure you my everlasting support in even the roughest of times.
So, for all of you microphone spammers that wish to further the cause of extinguishing the disgusting race now known as douchebags from Valve, join the Microphone Harassment Center, please post "cake" in this thread, and I will understand.
Now, for the juiciest part. All of you who wish to put a hit on someone, feel free. Simply tell the server or player you wish to get hit. For this service, you will have to message me directly.
Thank you for your time.
-The Twinkie Salesman
yeah, because "fighting for all that is good" involves executing hits on servers people have grudges on. box for you :smile:
So a "hit" is microphone spamming people endlessly?
ESC-> Player List-> Mute ingame voice?
I think I've thwarted this master plan.
This plan was obviously well thought out.
[QUOTE=Zenophobia;18393470]This plan was obviously well thought out.[/QUOTE]
Obviously. Obviously.
[QUOTE=Skinnyboi;18393331]ESC-> Player List-> Mute ingame voice?
I think I've thwarted this master plan.[/QUOTE]
except nobody knows that exists
[QUOTE=Usernameasd2;18393515]except nobody knows that exists[/QUOTE]
I hear that, I love it when people rage about micspamming on the servers, the silly bastards.
[QUOTE=Skinnyboi;18393331]ESC-> Player List-> Mute ingame voice?
I think I've thwarted this master plan.[/QUOTE]
No, I've thought about that. And, this is my plan:
I endlessly microphone spam the person or server in short bursts, for months upon months, until that person begs for mercy. At that point, the douchebag inside of him will have been destroyed. It is up to you then if you want mercy to be taken upon him, or if you want him to be vanquished.
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Also, for your pleasure, I will record all hits with a PAYED version of Fraps once my money is aquired. From then on, I will upload the videos to all sites, such as Vimeo, Youtube, and any other sites possible. And, in the descripion, I will include the name of the player so that all mic spammers watching can team up with me to bother him more. Thus, the "ban" feature will be useless, as the endless stream of spammers will ensure months of harassment.
[QUOTE=Gluth;18393587]No, I've thought about that. And, this is my plan:
I endlessly microphone spam the person or server in short bursts, for months upon months, until that person begs for mercy. At that point, the douchebag inside of him will have been destroyed. It is up to you then if you want mercy to be taken upon him, or if you want him to be vanquished.
[editline]12:03AM[/editline]
Also, for your pleasure, I will record all hits with a PAYED version of Fraps once my money is aquired. From then on, I will upload the videos to all sites, such as Vimeo, Youtube, and any other sites possible. And, in the descripion, I will include the name of the player so that all mic spammers watching can team up with me to bother him more. Thus, the "ban" feature will be useless, as the endless stream of spammers will ensure months of harassment.[/QUOTE]
You sure do like boxes, don't you?:buddy:
Dude, you're just playing sounds at someone over the internet. It's mildly annoying at best.
What you're doing is like the equivalent of offering to cyber-bully people over AIM or Facebook or some shit. They can just block/mute you.
I don't micspam for hate.
I micspam music for other's enjoyment.
You're not very nice.
[QUOTE=Gluth;18393587]
Also, for your pleasure, I will record all hits with a PAYED version of Fraps once my money is aquired./QUOTE]
Or...You could just use Source Recorder???
We will fight against showers? What.
if you want i can crash the servers after you guys "hit" them
But I like to play TF2 while someone plays funny songs.
The worst I've got as far as "mic-spamming" goes is I made a list of Angry Cat Guy sounds that I have for nearly every situation, ranging from "FUCK YOU" to "GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE" or "GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE".
[QUOTE=Altaltimor;18395282]if you want i can crash the servers after you guys "hit" them[/QUOTE]
That's fantastic. What's your account name so that I can add you?
[QUOTE=Gluth;18393587]No, I've thought about that. And, this is my plan:
I endlessly microphone spam the person or server in short bursts, for months upon months, until that person begs for mercy. At that point, the douchebag inside of him will have been destroyed. It is up to you then if you want mercy to be taken upon him, or if you want him to be vanquished.
[editline]12:03AM[/editline]
Also, for your pleasure, I will record all hits with a PAYED version of Fraps once my money is aquired. From then on, I will upload the videos to all sites, such as Vimeo, Youtube, and any other sites possible. And, in the descripion, I will include the name of the player so that all mic spammers watching can team up with me to bother him more. Thus, the "ban" feature will be useless, as the endless stream of spammers will ensure months of harassment.[/QUOTE]
My master plan:
I will subtly annoy this person with music, in short bursts, for a long period of time, until the person politely asks me to stop! At that point, I will laugh at his request and continue with my micspamming! In fact, I will record my adventures with a registered version of FRAPS, so that all the world will join me in being a slight annoyance to this person! I will even include the name of the person so that my personal coalition of micspammers can join in! How will he live with a person micspamming a song in a game!? MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT
tl;dr this thread is stupid; we are not your army; lol "microphone spammers"
Those who want to join can message me.
This is link to MHC group page: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/microphoneharassmentcenter[/url]
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[QUOTE=HeckXX;18397779]My master plan:
I will subtly annoy this person with music, in short bursts, for a long period of time, until the person politely asks me to stop! At that point, I will laugh at his request and continue with my micspamming! In fact, I will record my adventures with a registered version of FRAPS, so that all the world will join me in being a slight annoyance to this person! I will even include the name of the person so that my personal coalition of micspammers can join in! How will he live with a person micspamming a song in a game!? MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT
tl;dr this thread is stupid; we are not your army; lol "microphone spammers"[/QUOTE]
I really don't think you understand how much this annoys people. Not everyone is like you. As a matter of fact, poles show that 87% of all douchebags are more annoyed by mic spamming of any kind than any other type of player. That includes short audio effects, and good music.
Your idea is not as good as you think it is. You're NOT creating some new revolutionary facepunch/steam/tf2 community meme anon group. You aren't going to be e-famous, you won't have "followers". You're just some developmentally stunted jackoff who thinks hes got something great, when in reality its just a poorly thought out attempt at garnering attention.
This is Facepunch, and beneath its "stupid" exterior lies one of the most intelligent online communities. You can't come in here and shit it up the way you can 4chan or wherever the fuck you came from. Spam, "hax", revenge, and general disdain is not cool or edgy, its played out and
immature.
Go outside.
These admins are afraid of me. I have seen their true faces. The servers are shitholes and the shitholes are full of douchebags and when the bonk remixes stop, all the kids will whine. The accumulated idiocy of all their shrill screams and shouts will rise up about their throats and all the douchebags and children will look up and shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP"...
...and I'll whisper...
..."SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY"
Facepunch isn't your personal army.
Good job at trying to raise our spirits or whatever with your attempt at an epic description of your 'quest'. Sadly, - for you, at least, it's hilarious to me - you failed. Miserably.
Now please, use that thing in between your ears and think before you /bandwagon on shit so old it makes me nostalgia for my Starcraft: Broodwar days.
I haven't got enough words on explaining how is this fucking useless and childish.
See that "Mute player button"? See that "Block user" button?
God why are there people like you :Dawkins102:
but we must micspam douches
no micpsmamers, you are the douches
and then micspammer was a scout
The group would help if it weren't locked moron
Take the fail with you OP.
[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;18399556]These admins are afraid of me. I have seen their true faces. The servers are shitholes and the shitholes are full of douchebags and when the bonk remixes stop, all the kids will whine. The accumulated idiocy of all their shrill screams and shouts will rise up about their throats and all the douchebags and children will look up and shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP"...
...and I'll whisper...
..."SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY"[/QUOTE]
Someone make a comic of that.
Someone just watched War of the Servers for the first time and wants to do the same in TF2.
hurp durp we will invade them and they will be all scared and itll be like an anon raid exept on tf2 :downs:
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